What is the worst Christmas present you've received and why do you think you were given it?

Question

What is the worst Christmas present you've received and why do you think you were given it?

Answer 1

Once my sister wrapped up my present in a big box to make it look like I was getting a big gift......



When I opened it, inside was a pinecone. :)



Peace and love :)

Answer 2

The "high-tech" gift was a cheap plastic baseball mitt with a pump on it that did not do anything, I had seen this item for sale at Value City for 12.99. Earlier that year I had spent 80 dollars of my own money on a new mitt. The other gifts were two CDs (I had just bought a CD player) by Night Ranger and Cheap Trick. I had never heard of these bands. I found out later that he and my brother who is nine years older than I am used to listen to those bands on cassette when riding in the car, etc. I felt so shitty that day I couldn't cry or anything I was just dumbfounded.

Answer 3

About a month before Christmas he started bragging about the gifts he had gotten me for Christmas. He said the one was "high-tech" and the others reminded him of when I was younger. The "high-tech" gift was a cheap plastic baseball mitt with a pump on it that did not do anything, I had seen this item for sale at Value City for 12.99. Earlier that year I had spent 80 dollars of my own money on a new mitt. The other gifts were two CDs (I had just bought a CD player) by Night Ranger and Cheap Trick. I had never heard of these bands. I found out later that he and my brother who is nine years older than I am used to listen to those bands on cassette when riding in the car, etc. I felt so shitty that day I couldn't cry or anything I was just dumbfounded.

Answer 4

I hated living there and he knew it. About a month before Christmas he started bragging about the gifts he had gotten me for Christmas. He said the one was "high-tech" and the others reminded him of when I was younger. The "high-tech" gift was a cheap plastic baseball mitt with a pump on it that did not do anything, I had seen this item for sale at Value City for 12.99. Earlier that year I had spent 80 dollars of my own money on a new mitt. The other gifts were two CDs (I had just bought a CD player) by Night Ranger and Cheap Trick. I had never heard of these bands. I found out later that he and my brother who is nine years older than I am used to listen to those bands on cassette when riding in the car, etc. I felt so shitty that day I couldn't cry or anything I was just dumbfounded.

Answer 5

It was rubbish because it didn't work. I'm not sure why I was given it. But I was the only man in my workplace at the time. I guess it was my bosses attempt at humour.



2) A 2nd hand, cheap alarm clock. It was worse then one of those free ones you get with insurance quotes etc. It didn't even work. That was from my mom's old bf. He was very tight fisted.



Worst present I've ever sent? A tin of Ham. Another of my mom's tight bf's had a go at me for using a tin of Ham from our own cupboard. So I bought another one and wrapped it up. My mom was fuming and dumped him on Boxing Day..

Answer 6

I've had quite a few bad ones. One from my dad sticks out most which was a free book he'd claimed on how to use the internet. It's the thought that counts though and he was an alcoholic and didn't know what he was doing half the time.



My nan was always giving me knitted stuff which I never wore or very cheap jewellery from the market. Again it's the thought though.



The one that's annoyed me the most was my partners present last year. He sent someone else out to get me some Christmas presents and I got two CD's (one of which didn't work) a watch which only worked for a day and a pen. It really annoyed me because I'd put so much time and effort into shopping for him.

Answer 7

He said the one was "high-tech" and the others reminded him of when I was younger. The "high-tech" gift was a cheap plastic baseball mitt with a pump on it that did not do anything, I had seen this item for sale at Value City for 12.99. Earlier that year I had spent 80 dollars of my own money on a new mitt. The other gifts were two CDs (I had just bought a CD player) by Night Ranger and Cheap Trick. I had never heard of these bands. I found out later that he and my brother who is nine years older than I am used to listen to those bands on cassette when riding in the car, etc. I felt so shitty that day I couldn't cry or anything I was just dumbfounded.

Answer 8

An expensive hour glass because my dad tried to teach me to use my time wisely and do things that I've always wanted to do so when it's almost time, I wouldn't have to regret it. Since the hourglass was so expensive and cool-looking, I couldn't throw it away either. But I learned important lessons from the present in a way since I've always procrastinated and I still do, but just not as much now.

Answer 9

d I clearly remember being so excited about a big present sitting under the tree for what seemed like an eternity. It was all I talked about, and I spent hours trying to guess what it was. I was thinking Lego, remote controlled cars, maybe action man or star wars toys. When Christmas day came it was the first present I went to, ripped off the paper, I couldn't believe it....



It was an anglepoise lamp my granny had bought. I had just started school she thought it would be useful for when doing homework. I was gutted!

Answer 10

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Answer 11

When I was 5 years old I clearly remember being so excited about a big present sitting under the tree for what seemed like an eternity. It was all I talked about, and I spent hours trying to guess what it was. I was thinking Lego, remote controlled cars, maybe action man or star wars toys. When Christmas day came it was the first present I went to, ripped off the paper, I couldn't believe it....



It was an anglepoise lamp my granny had bought. I had just started school she thought it would be useful for when doing homework. I was gutted!

Answer 12

I can think of 2 equally bad presents:



1) A remote control for women. It was rubbish because it didn't work. I'm not sure why I was given it. But I was the only man in my workplace at the time. I guess it was my bosses attempt at humour.



2) A 2nd hand, cheap alarm clock. It was worse then one of those free ones you get with insurance quotes etc. It didn't even work. That was from my mom's old bf. He was very tight fisted.



Worst present I've ever sent? A tin of Ham. Another of my mom's tight bf's had a go at me for using a tin of Ham from our own cupboard. So I bought another one and wrapped it up. My mom was fuming and dumped him on Boxing Day..

Answer 13

I have never gotten a worst present before because for christmas or the holidays, its not the gift you receive its being with your family and the thoughts that count.

Answer 14

When I was 12 years old I moved in with my dad I hardly knew. I hated living there and he knew it. About a month before Christmas he started bragging about the gifts he had gotten me for Christmas. He said the one was "high-tech" and the others reminded him of when I was younger. The "high-tech" gift was a cheap plastic baseball mitt with a pump on it that did not do anything, I had seen this item for sale at Value City for 12.99. Earlier that year I had spent 80 dollars of my own money on a new mitt. The other gifts were two CDs (I had just bought a CD player) by Night Ranger and Cheap Trick. I had never heard of these bands. I found out later that he and my brother who is nine years older than I am used to listen to those bands on cassette when riding in the car, etc. I felt so shitty that day I couldn't cry or anything I was just dumbfounded.

Answer 15

I think the worst Christmas present anyone can get (I never received this) is nothing for Christmas.

Answer 16

e puzzles from my husband on our first Christmas after our wedding. I guess he thought we didn't have anything better to do as a newly wed couple than struggling to make a piece fit and look for missing pieces on the floor. At least the gifts got better as the years pass. We will be married 10 years come April

Answer 17

I got 4 x 1500 piece puzzles from my husband on our first Christmas after our wedding. I guess he thought we didn't have anything better to do as a newly wed couple than struggling to make a piece fit and look for missing pieces on the floor. At least the gifts got better as the years pass. We will be married 10 years come April

Answer 18

I received 4 different books that taught me how to go to college. Okay look i'm in 2 Ap classes and 3 Dual Credit ones!!! I have been learning about this all year and i've even gone to meetings that tell me the same things!!! Ridiculous lol so when i got these books from her i of course smiled and said ohhh thank you, but inside i was thinking **** man i'm on break and i don't want to think about this crap! Especially when i already know too much about it. lol But good thing is i returned them and got a card for B & N so i can get school books whenever i need them for English Dual or US His. Dual :) so she still helped my education :)

Answer 19

One time, my friend wrapped a box full of dirty socks and rusty nuts and bolts. I opened it, only to have him say, "Just kidding-here's your real present."



It was a Jesus action figure. Kinda fun, sure, but I still don't really know what was going through his head!



The worst part is that we were doing Secret Santa among a bunch of friends, so that's the only thing I got that year, other than from family! Still, it makes a funny story!

Answer 20

the worst christmas present i received was 2 toys from Mcdonald's from the kids meals ( you know the one you get for free), wrapped in what looked like extremely over used christmas paper! It was terrible! My face said it all! Note: I am 20!! Why would I ever want such a thing! Because the woman who gave this to me is super cheap, and refers to herself as the princess of Hialeah! It's like HELLO woman, do NOT get me anything, spare me! And to top it all off, it wasn't even girl toys! What's wrong with her!?!

Answer 21

The worst Christmas present that I've received is a used blender with blended tomatos in it.

Answer 22

A beautifully wrapped toothbrush when I was expecting a watch. It was the same shaped sort of box and it was really hard to conceal my disappointment. When I did get a watch later in the year for my birthday it was second hand and I later found out that it had belonged to his x wife.

This year it was a cd and a calendar.

Next year I am asking for charity donations instead of presents and I will just get things for myself when I need them so that people will not waste their time and money..

Answer 23

The news that my mother had a week to live (she died a few hours later at 12:46 a.m., Dec. 26, 1972. She was 42 years old and had Hodgkin's Disease for the past 7 years). I was 18. I never celebrated the holiday again.



Because of the imperfection all humankind inherited from Adam.





But, it led to me intensifying my efforts to find the answer to a question that had long bothered me:

When Someone You Love Dies, what happens to them?

Answer 24

I've never got a bad Christmas present but for Easter my brother got a can of tuna because i was like 5 and i believed the Easter bunny and my brother called the bunny dumb. The can of tuna said who's the dummy now. But you could do that for Christmas.

Answer 25

My uncle once gave our entire family odd presents...



My two sisters, mother and I were given a hideous and life-sized duck ornament each, to make a 'set'. My dad was given a shepard's crook.



And why? We're not sure... It was probably given with the best intentions though...



Merry Christmas!

Answer 26

well it wasnt such a bad Christmas gift it was a joke. i got paper napkins and an army hat and plunger with yellow gloves and a quarter pound of pens oil lol the real gift was a trip to Myrtle Beach South Carolina. What a nice gift! but the joke wasnt funny when receiving it

Answer 27

I Was Given A Pair Of Socks With A Massive Hole In The Heel

Answer 28

Last year was my worst xmas ever! First Christmas away from my family in 37 years,I thought it would be a lovely xmas as we had just moved to our new apartment in Switzerland.



Couldn't think of what I wanted off my hubby so he got me nothing! spent the whole day feeling very depressed missing everyone back home!



This year will be very different! Having a UK Christmas with all my family and have made sure Im getting what I want as I have already ordered it.

Answer 29

An auburn watch I was given it bcuz I started goin 4 Florida rite b4 Christmas and my parents were 2 lazy 2 go switch it.

Answer 30

When I was about 13 I was given a dress up nurses outfit for children aged 5-6 years. I was given it by an aged aunty and I think she probably just forgot what age I was

Answer 31

A t-shirt, with the flags of the world on it. I was about 18 at the time, and it was obvious as soon as I opened it that it was a child's t-shirt, much too small for me. I threw it across to my youngest brother, then aged about 10, saying that he could have it if it fitted him. It didn't; he couldn't even get it over his head unless we surgically removed his ears!

Another naff present was a poster of John Travolta. For some reason my Dad thought I would like it, but then he thought it was Henry Winkler, aka The Fonz, from 'Happy Days'. Even if it had have been, I would not have wanted the poster!

Answer 32

A Dora The Explorer Body Wash When I Was 12 From My Granny. Bless Her :)

Answer 33

It was not unusual as a child, but aware of Father Christmas to receive nothing. Absolutely nothing. Nothing was said and I always assumed that at some time on Christmas Day, all would be revealed - a bike, scaletrix.



It was only when I climbed into bed at 7pm, that I realised that there was not going to be a surprise and that was it disappointment for another year.



Nothing was ever said, and I never questioned it - in fact I never mentioned it to anyone. To this day I think about it and try to make sense of it, but I can't.

Answer 34

The worst christmas present my mom and dad ever got me was chocolate.

They gave it to me as a joke..and all my other stuff was in the kitchen

Answer 35

the worst gift I received for Christmas was a brown sweater that makes you itch crazy, I 've received this year, even if in advance, just by my uncles. I think I have received it because I love the heat, but this itchy as hell, damn it! then what counts is the thought, right, there is neither better nor worse if made with the heart

Answer 36

A bottle of lavender bed linen mist - to spray on your sheets prior to ironing. Either my husband was trying to tell me something about my laundry skills or he'd just left the Christmas shopping to the last minute (as per usual) and hadn't bothered to give me any thought at all. Either way, his goose was well and truly cooked that Christmas!



However, he has since mended his ways and I now get a bottle of Chanel No 5 spray perfume instead. Much more romantic. Anyway, it's the only thing I ever wear to bed - lavender doesn't get a look in (I binned it)!

Answer 37

My brother is completely bonkers! One year, he gave me a (partially used) box of condoms.... I was single and (still to this day) female!!! He gave my twin sister one of his girlfriend's birth control prescriptions (she was also single). The worst, however, was to my 14 year old sister who he gave a box of tampons (and she did not get her period for another year and a half)!!! What kind of gifts are those? He's not my favourite person to see on holidays, that's certain!!!!!!

Answer 38

The worst gift I was given was a bike. Why a bike you might ask? Well because a few months earlier I had a nice bike that had gotten "stolen". Turns out it was never stolen, my dad just hid it from me to teach me a lesson for leaving my bike out. So for Christmas I got a bike i already owned for 2 years.

Answer 39

My Ex Mother in law worked in a second hand shop as she had so much money she did have a paying job. Therefore I got a second hand nasal hair trimmers ( was 24 and didnt have nasal hair) for a Christmas present.

Answer 40

the worst christmas present was 4 bucks from my dad. He gave to me cause he is evil i dont think its funny, but months later he got me a wii for a late late christmas present.

Answer 41

One year I got a good amount of presents and I was exited but then I opened them and THEY WERE ALL BOOKS AND CLOTHES worst christmas ever

except the one were "Santa" stole my game boy, I was 7 at the time.

Answer 42

It was a belt buckle from my Aunt that was given away free in the previous months edition of FHM, I knew that because I bought that issue. The present sucked for three reasons, 1. It was only the buckle, I couldn't do anything with it. 2. It was a givaway freebie and 3. I already had one..



Thanks Aunty!!



I think it was given to me because she was feeling poor that year, this year I might just repay the favour.

Answer 43

Last year I was given a jewelry holder and a diary that u clip in the pages, wouldn't have been so bad if the jewelry holder wasn't so tacky and didn't fall apart and the diary I ended up giving away as the person knew I already just bought one...it was my mother in-law. Why I was given them? maybe cos it was nearest to the shop exit and she thought that'll do! most probably! My new year resolution from that moment was do not go running around searching for the most thoughtful present for her, so this year she's got a cheap present !

Answer 44

I was given a car care kit (cheap one from a pound shop) by my older brother in 1988. I wouldn't mind so much if I actually owned a car and was the only gift I got that year, so it was a very special day for me.



My brother was never the cleverest one at choosing gifts. he would do a trolley dash through the cheapest shop and just wrap stuff up then stick a name on it.



Its the thought that counts eh ;)

Answer 45

I was given the HOLY BIBLE, not that it is a bad gift; I love the word of God, BUT...here's the kicker...my own grandmother gave it to me, but it was a Gideon's Bible that was laying around free, like in a hotel drawer...I also got a used book that still had the Public library stamp on the inside cover...

why? My grandmother is cheap, very cheap and doesn't know me at all.

Answer 46

Id have to say my worst gift was the gift of nothing. Every year I spend FOREVER picking out gifts for my other 4 sisters(0 brothers thank GOD!!)and my mom and dad, but for 8 years none of my sisters ever gave me anything...oh wait, I lied, one of them had given me a candy cane off of the christmas tree...YIPPIE! That really makes me feel loved...

Answer 47

The worst present I ever got was a pack of B-quality lead (for a pencil) and an erasable highlighter (which doesn't work. It just smudges everything).



I got them because I got an A- on a Calculus test. (I am asian. It was a disappointing day for my family).

Answer 48

The worst christmas present i got was a dicksmith cd as a joke

Answer 49

An anonymous gift card through the mail with 25 cents worth of store credit on it! Why? One of my warped friends was just paying me back for all the practical jokes I have played on them. It was really rather funny when I went through the checkout and discovered that I only had a quarter to spend.

Answer 50

Some underwear that were way to tight and some poem books and christmas cards. They gave bad gifts because they don't celebrate christmas only me. So I pay for all the decorations and trees. I got my self a wii console and some wii games. I know it is sorta weird to be buying my self a gift. That was the best gift I got. I know it seems weird how I get all that money to buy those things. I just made a lemonade stand and made some money. As from my user name is pokemaster。 So I'm a big fan of pokemon my friend also likes pokemon he collected like 500 cards then just gave up on it . Since I'm his best friend he gave all of the pokemon cards to me and I sold them I don't like collecting pokemon cards only the games. So I sold some of the cards for 25 cents 50 cents 75 cents and a dollar. It took me like a hour to sort them out into price ranges. Surprisely I sold all of them. Mostly to my neighbors 3 of my neighbors love pokemon so they bought most of it. And passerbys pokemon fan and stuff. Since I'm Chinese I celebrate new years eve which is coming up. Every newyear kids below 18 get money from friends and family since my mom and dad has alot of friends each friend gave me 40 to 50 dollars mostly 50. My mom and dad give me 100 dollars each. On the new years eve money I made about 2050 dollars since my mom and dad saw me never happier in my life (which happens every new year) they both gave me 200 more dollars again that made 2250 I tried to be happier but they would give me anymore.

That year when I sold the pokemon cards and lemonade and new years eve money I got $9564.50

Mostly from newyears eve. On an average year which normally never sell pokemon cards I would get about 8000.00 total so the pokemon cards made quite some money. I also sell hot chocolate in the winter. I would take my big tent set it up outside by my driveway and make a fire inside and signs everywhere for hot choclate. So I sell flowers and roses in the spring which I have grown in my yard. Lemonade in the summer. I know this one is a little crazy but it is the biggest hit!! It is crafts with leaves which is in the fall. I made all kinds of stuff. Don't think we're poor. I a above average family our house is a 200,000 dollar house. I guess I sorta got of topic a little or alot.

Answer 51

The worst present i received for Christmas was a fu**ing crystal ball when i wanted a football.

Answer 52

A chess set made of soap comes to mind. I think I was given it out of sheer desperation on the part of the giver, who had left it too late resulting in a panic buy. It stayed in my drawer for about 6 months, by which time the soap had started to crumble, so I disposed of it in it's unopened box. It's the thought that counts, and on this occasion this was sadly lacking.

Answer 53

I got SAME burt's bees travel kit on both last year and this year's christmas present!!

That was the worst Christmas gift I ever received!!!

oh yeah, it had "promo" sticker on top left corner!!

Answer 54

One time as a joke my friend gave me some Slim Jims for a gift on Christmas (You, know that beef jerky stuff.) Anyway, I thought it was some of those...I opened it up, gave her a weird look and it turned out to be a doggy treat that looked like a Slim Jim. Ew, that was the most nasty crap I could have ever eaten. (How stupid could I have been?) She laughed at me 'cause I was clearly spitting the crap out of my mouth. I never got her back....

Oh, and if you get Slim Jims as a gift; watch out they might not be what you thought they were...

Answer 55

It would have to be a Tottenham Hotspur towel. The problem is I support West Ham United and giving a West Ham fan a Tottenham item is a massive insult. I was given it because my brother supports Tottenham so the person must have muddled us up. We just swapped presents so all was ok.

Answer 56

My eldest some came home for christmas holiday when he was 10 and developed nits ruined Christmas day, no pharmacies opened. My other son at age 11 from his school teacher received shower gel of course that was only for the boys, which he used and got a severe rash. Christmas was disastrous with my son being in pain, No doctors around. Sorry teachers I crossed you all off my xmas list.

Answer 57

i dont think i have had a bad christmas, at the times i may have thought that a present wasnt very good, but after i have realised that really its the thought that counts, if its an ugly hand knitted jumper (i havent got one of those, just an example) i dont think it matters because someone has put a lot of work into it, if its something that they have bought, at least they have gone out and spent some money on you, christmas is a happy time, not one for thinking about the bad times, think about the best present we've all gotten instead, not present is bad if it is given with good intentions :) ^_^

Answer 58

A few years back I asked my husband for a ring. Then Christmas day came I saw the little present sitting beside some of my others. He gave me a lovely set of tongs for my hair and a few other nice things but I wanted to keep the best to last. I did. I opened my wee present to find a plug for my tongs . He thought it was so funny Ha.

Answer 59

I Would Have To Say A Lump Of Coal But My Dad Gave It To Me For A Joke!

Answer 60

A play makeup kit, for 6 to 8 year old girls. Im almost 16 by the way, this makeup had cartoon characters and sparkles and smelled bad. It was given to me by one of my mother's cousins. Im pretty sure why I got it too. The person who gave me the gift has alot of young grandchildren that she is always spoiling with gifts, I think I got something that one of her grandaughters did not want. She gave to me to be nice and I appreciate it, but it was pretty bad =/

Answer 61

A Crime Scene Investigation crime investigation kit box. You are supposed to be able to use the tools within it to solve your life's mysteries or a ready-made mystery inside it.

The catch?

Almost all of the pieces were missing and there was a raincheck just sitting in there.

I'm not a fan of Mystery stuff. That raincheck is still there.

Answer 62

I got a large abstract clock with no numbers and it didn't keep time. My mother-in-law would buy clearance items after Christmas for the next Christmas and give them to different people.

Answer 63

I know this is the "worst present you've gotten" but one year my little cousin (age 8) got a cat nip ball toy from my grandma. Not sure why she got him that but it was fun for the rest of us to laugh at.

Answer 64

I once got a mini-packet of crackers, a pocket pack of tissues, two packs of gum, and an air freshener from my husband. He'd forgotten to buy me presents and stopped at the petrol station on his way home. He even sat in our room on Christmas eve wrapping them.



I was definitely surprised (however somewhat disappointed) on Christmas morning.

Answer 65

One time my dad gave me some crappy hiking boots that weren't even the right size. He bought them from a salvage store so I couldn't return them.



The second worst was also from my dad. A package of something called "DigiDots" that you can use to mount CD's on your wall. Why would anyone want to do that? The upside of this was that he got them for my brother and sisters too, so at least we can all joke about it.

Answer 66

On Christmas few years ago, OK many years ago.



We went to my eldest brother's house for dinner. When we got there he was watching a Lee Evans video, after he finished watching it, he gave everyone their presents. Mom got hers, my other brother got a very nice pair of expensive trainers. I waited in anticipation for mine, it never arrived. My mom asked if I had got a present. My brother then went over to the video player took out the Lee Evans video, threw it to me and said, I have watched this now, was not very funny, you can have it for Xmas.



I was upset at the time and was very embarrassed.



The following year I got a book 99p from Bookworks bargain bin basement....1001 things to do with a Dead Cat..... Do you think he was trying to tell me something?



It is strange how some things stick in your mind

Answer 67

When I was twelve I got a Ladyshave from an aunt who was notorious in the family for being rather.... 'economical' with her Christmas presents. And what a fabulous present it might have been too.... if only she'd remembered to wash out all the old hairs and shaving gunk first..!

Answer 68

Helping my Mother to wrap presents for my 3 younger sisters and my Mother realising on Christmas Eve that I had not one present.I was 14 at the time and said it didn't matter.I'm a 71 year Grandma and I have never forgotten that Christmas.

Answer 69

The most common one.. Socks and Slippers. My birthday is a week before Christmas so That gift I got was for both. Thanks.. Yea its the thought that matters but what thought was put into socks and slippers for a birthday and christmas present. I was 16 at the time so what 16 year old would be bouncing off the walls for that. lol..

Answer 70

Well i would never complain about a bad christmas present since half the world dont even get ANY presents!!!!!!

Answer 71

We were doing a fun thing in class where everyone just gets someones name randomly from class and buys em something. The present I got was suppose to be for a girl and Im like seriously Im the only one lol. But gave it to my gf and she liked it lol

Answer 72

The worst christmas gift was when I didn't recieve one from someone who should have given me one. I just remember feeling really hurt.

Answer 73

i have had some presents that i have thought could be more better but i never think i have had a bad present cause ppl have either bought or made the for u and that means they must love u to get u something

Answer 74

I gave my step sister a really cheap bath set I found at a discount store for $3. The reason is my dad and step mom gave her really nice gifts last year and she acted like she didn't like any of them. I bought her some expensive candles and some really nice slippers. She just said thanks in this really irritated tone. She is super picky and has expensive tastes. I don't have a lot of money to spend this year. So I decided if she won't like any gift I give her, then I won't try.

Answer 75

The worst christmas present ive ever gotten was a pack of pencil and a christmas eraser. W00t! i think i got it because my aunt is too damn cheap to buy long lasting pens

Answer 76

my dad once gave me a present, before he gave me it he got really excited during the build up saying how amazing it was and that it was so special... so of course i was thinking it was something amazing! Only to find it was a wooden jewellery box from Egypt, we have both been to egypt many times and i know they are like £2!!!!



i was gutted! I lost contact with my dad for 14 years and this was the best present he could give me after missing out on my child hood for so long. LMAO!!!!

Answer 77

A tin of chocolate biscuits from my mother and father and yes this was my main present from them and it was a reduced tin from tesco's I beleave never had a present from them since this some years ago,I think I was given this because 1 my parents where just tight and lacked any feeling towards christmas and 2 that my mother resents me so much I dont know why this just happens I have not spoken to them since it was insulting and embarrasing for my partner also we dont even get a card from them even though i've brken the ice many times and sent them one parents aye?

Answer 78

Not received but gave. I ran out of cash and all I had left was the sellotape and wrapping paper. I cut a few strips off and stuck a small square of paper on the tape - end to make it look like a new reel. Then I wrapped it up and gave it to my mum as her Christmas present.

Answer 79

When I went America my mums brothers wife's family gave me a dominoes set then next christmas when I went there I recieved a battleship set.

I think the reason why I receivedd it is because I have a brother but he seems to not really enjoy spending time with me and for that reason I get angry when I get gifts that are for family play.



And I was 13 so I did not understand how i got the dominoes???

Answer 80

LOL- Well me and my brother were both young boys in the mid 70's and our aunt took us to see Father Christmas at Jones & Higgins (Peckham) if you're of that era you'll know the fashion was flares,large collars and long hair,so we both had long blonde hair at the time,maybe you've guessed he gave us a DOLLY each,we cried our eyes out! That really has to be the worst present ever-LOL

Answer 81

ok this is what it was. There was a huge box full of those shipping peanuts And in it was nothing i though at first until i dug my way to the bottom to find a little tiny piece of wrapping paper and inside of it was a plastic toothpick. I was like what the heck. But then i started laughing.



i got it as a joke. but it was hilarious.

Answer 82

I gave my brother something in a gift box. The next year I got the gift box back with am iou one present note inside.



Thats what you get for asking for a surprise

Answer 83

When I was about six I got about eleven barbies from my relatives. Apparently my mom did not tell them that I was a bit of a tomboy and didn't like dolls. Except if my friend came over and we shot them out of a foam rocket launcher in the street.

Answer 84

Action man but with a barbie doll head stuck on it



Like barbie has gone psycho, worked out in the gym 8 hrs a day and turned into a jungle mercenary



LoL



it was a joke

Answer 85

Dont think I had a bad xmas present. Being brought up for 17yrs in care, everything from a pair of socks onwards was luxury to me. Now as a single mother with 6 kids, 2 of which have disabilities,, I dont get presents,, havent had a xmas pressie for about 10yrs. :( but i dont care,,, seeing my children recieve their gifts and their faces light up means more to me than anything money can buy. By the way,, if anyone is reading this and fancies playing santa,,,, ive been a really good girl this year and reallyyyyyy need a 7 seater car so I can take the kids places LOL. seriously though guys, everything you call your worst present would be luxury for those who dont have anything. Have a good xmas all and a really happy new year. God bless

Answer 86

my nan frequently manages to make it in the Most Boring Christmas Presents List. Some examples:

- a pyjama, every 3 years or so, always a boring colour, always makes me look twice as fat as I really am, always very uncomfortable. She regularly gives pyjamas as a gift, she somehow thinks we need to have a few new ones "just in case" (??)

- bedroom slippers, probably every 2-3years she'll decide to give you bedroom slippers. Very likely to be big, fuzzy and childish, although occasionally known to be acceptable and thus able to serve a useful purpose, so not entirely the worst christmas present. And she always buys from the same shop, so you can change the slippers if you don't like them or if they don't fit...

- a purple (yes, purple) clothes iron. For my dowry. Two other cousins also got exactly the same thing (for the same reason) so we were all staring at each other dumbfounded holding the purple irons in our hands, trying to look grateful yet failing miserably...



My brother:

- there was a time when he used to give me a REALLY cheap keychain for christmas and for birthdays.

Answer 87

Few things I can mention here. My worst presents were



1) a USED blank video with no case and writing all over it.



2) a pack of cigarettes (I don't smoke!!)



My mum got an ink stamp which read OUT OF DATE as a secret santa present....



Another story is from relatives in Bristol. My aunt susan received a horrid second hand green jumper which she hated. The following year she gave this jumper to her sister in law (who she dislikes) Then four christmases later my aunt susan opened a present from her daughter - the same green jumper!!! Turns out it passed to various people over the years!!

Answer 88

Imagine escaping at 16 yeras old from a Northwest council estate and ending up in the `swinging` sixties in Londons Maida Vale; living the `high life`



and then re-locating to the North for the childrens education



Then realising that every `council` house window boasted `Empire Stores` catalogue curtains and also the `brass` flower jugs on the window cill. All of which I hated with a passion.



And guess what my husband thought I would like ?



YES a great big box, to be opened before my Mother; 4 boxes - starting at a miniture `brass` vase and growing to number 4 - the large one` all of these jugs I despised so much, along witrh the catalogue curtains.



My Mother thought I was so ungrateful in response to my husbands Xmas present - do you?

Answer 89

Guard duty, Viet Nam,1966.

Answer 90

I saw a huge present wrapped up with my name on it, and when i tore off the wraping paper, there was in a big box. I opened the box and found a piece of coal, As a joke. I can take a good joke. :)

Answer 91

This is a winner - when i was 7 i was given a box of 3 handkerchiefs, that had been in use for about 50 years. I think they were washed but who knows, not even the box they came in was original.

Answer 92

A chainsaw by my father---I am a 48 year old woman!!!

I personally think he got my brother's and my present mixed up since my brother

received "cash."

One day I just happen to mention to him that the weather in Seattle was getting colder. I really

didn't think he would assume I need a chainsaw to go hack a tree down for firewood. (but then again, he is 86 and going bonkers)

Tried to exchange it with my brother, replay, "Go to H*ll" I'm keeping the cash. ):

Answer 93

I was given a hobo shoe, it was all worn out and had this huge stink, I guess I was given this as a joke, but I only had two gifts, and this was one of them, after I threw it away (In the trash can) the smell wouldn't go away, and we had to smell that for about a week. It was horrible.

Answer 94

Was given a box of books one christmas. Probably cause my parents thought that I didn't read enough

Answer 95

Well, my birthday is Christmas Eve, and I would be left alone at home with three babies. Usually, it would be raining out, and my husband would leave me alone all day, while he went out shopping for something for my birthday. One year, he got me a cornbread pan. Another year, he got me a bird, after I spent 3 months telling him that I didn't want a bird, because I was already overwhelmed trying to take care of the 3 babies.

Answer 96

My baby's Granny (on Daddy's side) gave me size 22 pyjama's for Christmas last year... I'm a size 12... lol!

I can only assume that it was to cause offence, but I just tighten them and wear them anyway, seriously they are the most comfy pj's I own!!!

Plus my bf loves them cos the come off easily :)

Answer 97

A big blue teapot. From my then boyfriend - Because We Needed One :)

Still, I have managed to train him since and now he's my hubby but that year didn't go down in the record books. Basically any household domestic item won't ring ladies' festive bells, boys!

Answer 98

It has to be the long sleeved woolen Sweater/Jumper hand knitted by my Grandma when I was about 9 years old, she made it from wool taken from 2 smaller jumpers, both blue but different, a light blue & a mid blue, I looked like a cold bumble bee.... I always hated it!

Answer 99

I was brought a watch as a kid, which although might not sound that bad, it's one of those gifts where:



I didn't need it.



The person buying it didn't know what I wanted so just went for the most generic present possible.



Needless to say, the thing got lost, anyway!

Answer 100

I don't know about worst, but most random was a Radio Cap. It had connected earphones and an extendable aerial from the side of the cap! I thought about wearing it but it wasn't worth the social suicide even as an 11 year old

Answer 101

I hate it when someone gave me gift,(expect my brother), because those are the money they made by working so hard. I want them to keep their money like treasure. They spend money to buy gifts. I don't want anyone to give me, because I want to live with the money I worked so hard. I may not be wealthy as other kids, but I will live my life with what I own. I don't want to be spoiled by others.

It is just like annoying parents who spoil their child who give lots of gift to their child.

Answer 102

It's book which I got present in Christmas. I like reading books but that time I was expecting gifts like diamonds earrings, anyways my parents wanted me to read some informative books so they present it to me.

Answer 103

The worst Christmas present i have ever gotten was this sled my brother bought me.It was VERY expensive.And then I noticed there was a small hole on it.Then my brother put it in the garbage.

Answer 104

A phone calling from my sister saying there wasn't enough room for me and my two kids to come to christmas dinner.I think she did it just so she could spend more of my parents money on her kids presents

Answer 105

I'm 13 and I got given a condom by my brother so that's probably the worst.

Merry Christmas to y'all

Answer 106

at the age of 15 navy blue umberella- I am not even an umberella person. Don't know why I got it

at 14 a school jumper wrapped up

Answer 107

A packet of broken shortcake from 99 place last year. I was told later he could not afford anything else. Oh yes, i had just spent 70.00 on a present for him, he treated himself with 2,000 worth of furniture

Answer 108

A 1000 piece puzzle of a castle when I was about 14, I left it til last coz it was the biggest present what a disappointment!

Answer 109

Cheap toileteries and box of roses chocolates. (I don't even like chocolates and just give them away each year to the ladies at work!) Get same every year off my father. Makes no effort at all, and a half ar53d effort to wrap them up with the used wrapping paper he keeps from christmas 10 years ago that looks like wallpaper you'd find in a 60's style council house. I don't think he can be bothered with christmas in any sense.

Answer 110

A white knitted scarf, which I wore with a red coat, the fluff off the scarf completely ruined the coat,

the reason i think it was given to me, was - it was an after thought as i had sent presents to all there family.

Answer 111

I get useless christmas presents all the time as people don't listen to what I want :-( (=My opinion )

When I was a child it was much easier as I did my 'wish-list'. But as soon as you are an adult your friends and family think it doesn't count any longer and that you have to receive and appreciate 'the gifts' :-(

I tried to encourage people over the years to give me what I mentioned, but they didn't seem to listen.Having received unwanted xmas presents for over 30 years (! ) I cannot understand that people looking forward to xmas as it is always a depressing time for me to receive unwanted presents and to pretend that I like them :-(

Xmas has lost it's magic for me years ago and I wish I could just write a list every time before xmas as I did when I was a child and 'they' would except it and buy me ( even if very cheap ) what I really want :-(. I don't think Jesus ( if he has existed ) wanted it that way. For that reason, every Christmas present I had for the last 30 years was the worst. And it gotten even more worse when I couldn't 'give away' some of the unwanted presents...:-( If people would think about what christmas is about an listen to adults wishes as they listen to children wishes we would have less Land-fill-sides and less unhappy people that pretend to have received a great gift in order to be polite.If there is anyone out there who has received a gift he really,really wanted and loved it and is above the age of 30, please let me know..my email is [e-mail]

Answer 112

My Mom gave me a set of cardboard checkers and a flimsy cardboard board. You had to punch the checkers out to use them.



Why? My Mom did not want to spoil me!



She worked at a really nice fashion shop and would bring lovely little girl purses home, but she sent those to little girls of her friends who lived overseas. I never got any of the nice things she sent to other children.



She felt that American children were spoiled as it is..She grew up in England and met my Dad during WWII. IF my Dad gave me anything, she would take it away and send it to England!

Answer 113

I got a cd organizer.

My whole family uses it though.

What kind of eight year old girl want a cd organizer?

That was a long time ago though and now I am 11.

I think that my Aunt gave it to me because she thought I liked to listen to music.

I honestly don't know. :)

Answer 114

I asked for a set of makeup. It didn't need to be an expensive one, obviously. But she brought me a whole set of just lipsticks and lip glosses. They weren't even decent. The set was from The Color Shop. It was even pretty cheap looking.



And I spent $16 on her because she wanted the Elf DVD, which is exactly what I got for her.



I went to Walgreens later and saw the set she bought me. It was $10 on sale. There was a makeup set from the same company for $15....



It really pisses me off.



Why do I think I was given it?? CUZ SHE'S A CHEAPO?!!?!?!?!

She is way better off than me in terms of money. Her family owns her house and two stores... My dad works in a supermarket and my mom in a salon. We own nothing.

Answer 115

When I was eleven years old I was given for Christmas an old Boy Scout belt bearing the motto "Be Prepared". The giver (an aged Great Aunt) even boasted how she had bought it for pence from a second-hand store ! I wasn't even IN The Scouts for goodness sake !



Scarred for life ? Nah, I don't think so. But I'm still a bit cheesed off at the tightfisted old crone thirty four years later.

Answer 116

The Worst Present => Cheap parfume,, N i thng that's joke!

Answer 117

an empty box that had been stuffed with old paper, a smaller box inside with a single piece of paper that said:



Merry Christmas Bro.







P.S..Sry m8 ran outa cash

Answer 118

A freaking 10000 piece world map puzzle

Answer 119

A cell phone case that I had given to a mutual friend the year before.



Re-gifting is just wrong!

Answer 120

It wasn't me who received it but my sister has received shampoo & conditioner from her sister in law for the past 2 years....she has always been jealous of my sister so I told my sister if she gives her the shampoo/conditioner this year tell her no you keep it or give it to her next year......did you ever....couldn't she just give her a voucher or something as my sister puts so much effort into presents for her family & it is about the thought & not really the cost...

Answer 121

There was an envelope on the tree waiting for me christmas day....tickets for a show? holiday? pampering in a spa? Nope...6 swimming lessons!!!! I had a fear of swimming like you would not believe....we are now divorced (not because of the pressie) and I have learnt to swim!

Answer 122

the worst christmas present I was ever given was a tool box given to me by my daughter. Don;t know why she thought her mam would appreciate or like a toolbox.

Answer 123

From my step-mother....need I explain.

6 dining-room place mats, in some very putrid grey/lemon stripes.

Ummm.... where do I start?

I haven't got a dining room or a dining room table, why would I want place mats?

I've invited her numerous times for dinner but make it quite clear

MEAT IS OFF the menu.

Vegetarians don't make exceptions for step-mothers.



She doesn't like me much & the feeling at christmas time, is more-or-less mutual.

Answer 124

Worst Christmas present.



Junior Scrabble so obviously bought in the Poundshop from my Godmother / Aunt.



I was 19.



Can. You. Spell. Cat!

Answer 125

My other half is one of those very practical people so one Christmas he gave me a ceramic cow for holding kitchen utensils and a door mat. Cant really complain though as for my 21st birthday he didn't buy me anything, we were a bit short of cash and he thought the money would be better spent things we really needed.

Why are we still together? I guess I'm nuts. :-)

Answer 126

My neighbour gave me tea towel one year, it could have been worse the same year she gave my mum a dustpan and brush! The previous year she gave my mum a bag of washing pegs!



Why well the neighbour is a lovely lady but has very little money and no idea what constitutes a present. I would rather she didn't buy anything at all and saved her money.

Answer 127

A jumper that would have been 2 sizes too small for me anyway, despite the fact I was 3 and a half months pregnant at the time.

Answer 128

My elderly Dad who lived extremely frugally used to give me unwanted presents that he'd had given to him, either for a birthday or a previous Christmas. He also saved all the wrapping paper and would reuse it...he came from that generation who were loath to waste anything.



Because his memory was failing he could never remember who had given him what present.



One Christmas I got the 'double' from him, a biography of Alan Whicker which I'd got him the previous Christmas, in my original wrapping paper!

Answer 129

A bottle of 72oz Heinz Ketchup at age 15.



My grandparents said they thought I liked french fries. Yes they are senile.

Answer 130

A bag of 100 jumbo disposable plastic drinking straws and a picture of Winnie the Pooh!

Answer 131

My worst present was a joke one from my sister.

She gave me a very large box wrapped in paper and inside it was a slightly smaller box! Inside that one was a smaller box, and then a smaller box...etc

After about 12 boxes I had a small box which had a lollipop on the inside!

TY sis was Best Christmas ever! (I was 4 so I'm not joking!)

Answer 132

I Got Huh Somethin I Had They Stole It From Meh-Stickers

Answer 133

The worst present for christmas would probably be a pen i got from one of my aunties!! She thought it was special because it had an 'A' on it (first letter of my name)!

Answer 134

I asked for a "tape" of my FAVOURITE group back in the 80.s,

I was given an ACKER BILK tape... Never even heard of him.....Oh Joy!

Talking of joy... I was given a Tipsy Tumbles ( over and over )when I was about 8 or 9... I was made up UNTILL, my x brother-in-laws niece put its head in the coal fire 20 minutes after I unwrapped her..... I cried all day after that, then got a slap for being miserable....

Answer 135

My Dad is the worst present buyer ever and when my daughter was 7 she was given a rolly kit tool box from him (who knows why) and i was given a set of hospital bath products that came from the league of friends raffle that was the worst year and will NEVER been forgotten for the tool box !!

Answer 136

A used VHS of Ghostbusters. My friend gave it to me cause I had never seen the movie, but the box was torn and tattered. When I tried watching the movie, it was so scratchy and had to continually tuned, that I finally just gave up trying to watch it..lol.

Answer 137

I was given a encyclopedia when I was 6 (?) and they gave it to me as a joke because my cousin didn't think I was smart enough. Still it made a great paper weight that year.

Answer 138

I got a bin,yes a kitchen bin.

I got it from someone who thought it would be a practical present as I did need a new bin.

Its just not a very christmassy pressie is it.

Answer 139

I truly value every single gift I am ever given - after all, I never ask for any of them and absolutely nobody is obliged to give gifts - that they do just shows how much they care.

Answer 140

A keyboard at the age of 60. Never wanted one,never played one and we were up to our eyes in debt so I just erupted. We got the money back

Answer 141

A box of out of date chocolates I was given as a gift from my then employer Royal Mail

Along with all the other staff at the mail centre who's chocolates were also out of date.

Answer 142

My brother was given one year for Christmas, by our mother, some cuff links. However, they were rusty and bent (someone had clearly trodden on them). There was also no box. Why was he given them? Because my mother is dreadful at buying presents and insists on buying things from charity shops!

Answer 143

A pack of knickers for 6 year olds from my aunt. I was about 14 at the time ! we only saw them once a year at the end of january . when they came to get their kids xmas money from us



One of my best & worst presents was a plastic sweet shop which my brother ate leaving nothing but drool covered sweet jars behind. I hadn't ate any of the sweets myself because I was keeping it nice

Answer 144

got a present I had given to someone the year before - guess they had a bad memory or purposely wanted to offend me - what an insult. It was OK as I liked the present I gave them but pity they didn't so now I don't buy for them anymore...LOL

Answer 145

A Bible: I was given it to make me realize what Christianity is all about. Subsequently, I now hate Christmas and I believe religion is a load of old bollox. My mother was given some free, size XXL, NCB underwear in the 80's because she never stopped harping on about new-undies.

Answer 146

A punch to the groin. I wake up on Christmas morning and my big bro gos "Here's your present" the punches me in the balls

Answer 147

Emmm none of mine have been terrible I've had the usual bad clothes given though. Funniest story I heard was my sisters boyfriends granny getting him bread for christmas, she even wrapped it up! haha

Answer 148

I have never got a Christmas present I don't like! I guess I'm just lucky or my friends and family know me well enough to give me something I like! x

Answer 149

The worst one I have ever recieved was a large tin of chocolate sweets when I was on a diet (Doctors orders) I think the reason for giving me this torture was that as I wasn't going to eat them there would be more for them!

Answer 150

My dad always gets me a CD which he wants as a joke, but it's not very funny because I never listen to it - he just permanently borrows it. What a waste of (my) Christmas present.

Answer 151

A copy of the utterly tedious "The Lives of The Saints" given to me by Mother not long after I had declared myself to be an agnostic!

Answer 152

ive never had a bad gift, but my cousin once got some plastic hair clips from the dollar store and a pack of little mermaid underwear (she was 14 at the time) and her brother got a pack of pencils and some notebook paper.... it was from the same person their godmother LOL.... i would never forget that, ive alwasy gotten good stuff, thats why every year i make a list.... and check it twice!

Answer 153

I was given a cheap make-up set from the guy i had a fling with at the time, i felt very insulted.

Answer 154

Worst gift ever: Probably snow shoes lol I only used them 1

Answer 155

a seriously cheap bag given by a so called friend after agreeing to spend £30 on each other

to make it even more insulting she re wrapped it for me it was given to her as a gift from someone else



i think i was given it because she was too lazy to shop and stingy

Answer 156

When i was about 7 i asked for one of that 'Furbies' for xmas, i asked santa for months and months lol and my mum and dad said i had been good all year so there would be a pretty good chance of getting it! I knew they didnt like the furbies as they spoke and made noises non stop but assured me i would get one! Xmas day came..... my parents told me to leave one box til last, When it came to opening it.. It was a cabbage patch kid with a note saying ' Stick with this doll it sleeps all day and all night' haha was not impressed but i can surely understand know why i didnt get one of those, they were deffintely noisy!



Merry Crimbo! :)

Answer 157

A couple of years ago my best friend got one of our other friends a smelly gift set. I never buy gift sets because i like to be original but anyhow she gave her the present and the girl must have opened it before christmas because she wrapped it back up and gave it to me! we knew it was the exact same one because my friend had put an initial by the bar code so she knew what was for who

Answer 158

Hmm - oh yes, Xmas 1994: a pack of three xxl yellow t-shirts from the local co-op, a blank videocassette and a book on how to sit properly



I received the above gifts because my family are a rather joyless bunch who don't know how to celebrate anything, let alone Christmas.

Answer 159

I didn't receive this present, but my sister in law was given it by my father several years ago.



It was a M&S cardigan which she didn't like so she tried to take it back to Marks & Spencer. The manager was called and she was told that, not only was it a discontinued line, but it had never been sold in the UK, only in Canada.



My brother and sister in law then remembered that my father had gone to Canada earlier in the year for a relatives funeral. They suspect that the Christmas gift may have belonged to the woman who'd died! Dad never was that generous, bless him!

Answer 160

Spoiled Spam.

Answer 161

worst christmas gift i was ever given was nothing because my boyfriend is not working at the moment

Answer 162

If I wanted to wear the things my mother keeps giving me for Xmas, shawls, scarfs etc, I'd look like a Transylvanian transvestite. This year it was a black shirt, in it I look like an Italian fascist. She's crazy.

Answer 163

I am lucky that I didn;t receive any bad presents but from some of my family (who have loads of money, and who I bought for despite my budget) didn't buy me or my family anything at all.



They suck

Answer 164

A jigsaw... I was about 7 and this jigsaw was meant for somebody about 9 years older than me. Needless to say I looked at it once and never touched it again as I much preferred my Star Wars figures and PS2 games XD. It was given to me by my Mothers co-worker so she had to pretend I liked it, obviously she never knew what my interests were so I think she just bought the present as a "It'll do" kinda gift.

Answer 165

I used to babysit for a family who wouldn't stop listening to ABBA -in the car, at home, on holidays...- to the point that I couldn't stand listening to any of their songs. When my sister gave me the Best of Abba CD for Christmas, I thought it was the cruelest present ever. She tought I loved ABBA because I wouldn't stop talking about them. Funny how she never noticed that my mentionning ABBA was always preceded by the word "F***ing"!!

Answer 166

One year my Nan brought both my Dad and me a blouse from Evans, The label inside did say size 18 so im not sure how she thought they were men's shirts i don't know.

Especially as they were white with big purple flowers on them. They were truly ghastly and got used for cleaning windows.

Answer 167

Last year I went out with my boyfriend (now EX boyfriend) and my friends for xmas, they decided it would be fun to play some party games... apparently it was part of a game for my boyfriend to get off with two of my girl friends (now also EX friends). After we broke up I then found out that in the 2 years we'd been together he'd repeatedly cheated on me. He'd also bought me a really rubbish bath radio that didnt work... the temptation was, and still is, to throw it at his head.

Hopefully this christmas will be better with my new boyfriend!

Answer 168

A can of hairspray. At the time I was a 17 year old lad with short cropped hair! I've absolutely no idea of the reason why but the giver was elderly and probably thought they were giving me something else a little more useful.

Answer 169

This was not for me so slightly cheating but my sister was given a gilet one Christmas. It was tan suede on the back and the front was black and white piebald pony skin (hair and all). To top it off it was fringed. I don't know what form of abuse it was but as the person who gave it to her was there she had to wear it and make the 'Oh and Ah, I love it' noises.



My brother and I were trying so hard not to laugh we were bright red and had tears rolling down our cheeks.

Answer 170

I was given a snickers bar wrapped up a few years back. It was one of the small bars you get in the celebration boxes aswell! One year I asked for a snooker table..I was real excited when I saw a big rectangle box wrapped up. I opened it and there was nothing in there lol that was mean!

Answer 171

Last year (2009) My grandparents gave me a book... "My first book of science"



It was my first book of science though it was intended for 6 year olds... I'm 15 >:(

Answer 172

I got a pink training bra from an aunt for christmas. I'm not even a teenager anymore. Maybe she was trying to tell me something????

Answer 173

This was my worst birthday present... a coffee table with a chess board painted on it (no chess pieces)... From my dad,he seemed really pleased with himself, I was 10

Answer 174

a wooden hippy brooach with a tree on it. I think i was given it because most probably my over the top environmentalist relatives are trying to hint to me. that or they just didnt really give a flying ****.

Answer 175

my great granda got me a broken biscuit collection. its when storescant packthe biscuits or miss them and they make a different box for all the ones that are broken. i think he did this because he is a chep skate and a miserable old man! he used to give me £20for my birthday now he just gives me a card with a fiver in it! but it wasnt his fault he tripped on the ice and fractured his shoulder blade. i really do love you granda bill. xx

Answer 176

A hand-knitted sweater, when I was eight. I was so disappointed that I cried, because there were only two things that I wanted: books or a new American Girl doll. My bubie gave it to me because she loved clothes and loved dressing me up like a doll.

Answer 177

i have never had a worst christmas present

it does`nt matter even if i did

it is the thought that counts

christmas should be more about family.

Answer 178

An ovalation kit. though my current boyfriend and i were in love we had no desire to get married or have children as were were both only 21 and at university. but his mother got it into her head that we should give her grandchildren (and me drop out of uni to raise them as a woman with a degree can according to her, go so far) and got me this kit to let me know what my best dates of conception would be. neither BF or I were impressed. the sad thing is we broke up soon after as we were at seperate uni's but stayed friends and now his new wife (who is lovely) is having the same hints dropped to her.

Answer 179

Some kind of "special" hammer that breaks the glass in your car window in case you find yourself trapped inside your car, underwater and the windows won't roll down. This is typical of the kind of $5 dollar-store crap he gets everyone each year. Who the hell invented that thing anyway? You seriously think as I'm trapped and freaking out underwater that I'll be calm enough to think "wow-thank goodness I have one of those little hammers that break the window in case of such an emergency as this...Let me just do some searching for it here in the car..." My brother got me this a few years ago for Christmas-he's an idiot.

Answer 180

Earlier in this particular year my step sisters husband had left his job to start a college course. He had been a representative for a company named Fisons who sold all sorts of gardening/horticultural stuff, and that Christmas all the family were given his left over sample stock for Christmas presents. My haul?? a box of grow your own mushrooms!!!. If I had taken them home with me would probably still be eating them but oh dear unfortunately I forgot to take them home with me.

Answer 181

I've had my fair share of cheap and nasty smellies and kitsch over the years, but far worse than any bad gift is to wake up on Christmas day and know you are going to be spending it on your own. There were many Christmases when I would have welcomed some horrible bath salts if they were given to me personally on Christmas morning by someone who loved me.

Answer 182

Last year was my worst christmas ever. My husband bought me a tube of pro-age dove hand cream. Take in mind I am only 28. He only got it for me cause he needed change from the shop and it was right by the till and had to buy something in order to get change. He wrapped it and it was my christmas present. I was very hurt by it and rather upset. He then called me ungrateful. It made me realize what I meant to him... Nothing! I spent over 200GBP on him!!!

The reason why he did it......because I wouldn't allow him to go out and call his ex-girlfriend.

Answer 183

My father used to give my brother's friends current calendars from the Chinese Takeaway. Obviously a year out of date. Wrapped up of course. Never tell people you like cats or dogs, otherwise you may get what I received one year, a tea tray with a cat transfer on it.

Answer 184

My sister and brother-inlaw are very much beans and pulses people and after spending weeks asking me what i'd like for christmas, they got me a gift card from oxfam where you have to put money on to give to charity. I mean....there's nothing wrong with charity but its not as if i have alot myself. Could really have done with a rattle for my new baby or something. Grrrr.

Answer 185

Lol a regifted card thatsaid "I Owe You a gift" -From santa. Cause my parents spent all there money on my brothers guitar and sisters DS and ipod. And my stocking was filled with nuts...woo.

Answer 186

I'd just like to say that I asked this question first! (or very similar!) Got some very snotty holier-than-thou answers too!



But I would like to say in answer that mine was some scented drawer liners from my mum - I haven't even opened the last box yet, that she gave me a couple of years ago.....

Answer 187

i was given a few lol a parfum set tat would have a skunk run a mile it was a present from a family friend and an electric scale for my kitchen and a pink gardenin fork lol off my bf who thought since i loved doin those things i would like it but i only do it coz he doesnt lol

Answer 188

A bag of second hand wood screws and a barometer off my Dad. In the same year! Crestfallen is the only word I can use



James

Manchester

Answer 189

Nothing. Not as in I havent had a bad christmas present as in I got nothing and my sisters did? just because it was my birthday 2 weeks before. what the hell? my parents hate me D: oh well. I'm not relegious anyway.

Answer 190

I get this every year from an aunt, she is a born again Christian and I am Wiccan so she sends me a bible every christmas. so far I have received 12, my village church always manages to re-home them for me (Two years ago I had a quiet word with her and explained my religion and asked if she wanted to get me books could I have a book token instead, hasn't sank in).

Second to that was a silver pendent from my sister, I thought nice but it turned my neck green after 30 minutes as it wasn't silver at all.

Answer 191

Well i really wanted a laptop for christmas, but then my parents gave me a box with cans of beans in it, as a joke. I still got the laptop in the end though !! :D

Answer 192

A hat and a t-shirt. I hate clothes! Why couldn't have I gotten something better, like a book about dinosaurs or a DVD about dinosaurs?

Answer 193

As sad as it may sound, the worst christmas present I have ever received was a whole giant package of charmins toilet paper. I opened it and literally looked at it thinking wtf??



Now, my brother it was hilarious my mother mixed up the gift on accident and wrote 'Michael' on the label, and he opened it and it was a box of tampons. You should have seen his face.

Answer 194

i love skinny jeans but my mom thought that they were too old for me she just doesn't wanna see me grow up so i sneaked in her closet because she was going to be out shopping for the day and then was going to a Christmas party and i really wanted to where them so i took them and... when i got them i was disappointed because... they were just black yoga pants so for Christmas i will act surprised but the reason that these are the worst present ever this year is because i thought they were gonna be the best and turned out to be the worst.Well, that's my sob story reed it and weep !

Answer 195

my grandma bought me a mini note book that already had a picture drawn in it . . SHE GOT IT FROM GOOD WILL im sorry but i some times wish my grandma would just not give me anything and my cousin (he was 4) gave me a plastis baggie of pretzels and melted marshmallows

Answer 196

My father is well known as a skinflint (probably why he is so well off!). One year he gave me his old kettle (complete with limescale and goodness knows what else!) which he had got off the dump about 15 years previously and it leaked. It took me hours to clean and I was forever having floods!



Another time he gave me his old microwave oven because he was getting a new, better one for his second wife!



Baaah, humbug!

Answer 197

A notebook with a NASCAR player on it from someone related to my old stepmom.



The next day we went to the dollar store to buy plastic cups and I saw a whole bunch of the same notebooks in the clearance bin for 50 cents.

Answer 198

A washing machine from hubby along with the payment book for the remaining 23 payments!

I did need one and we are still married - 23 years now :]

Answer 199

the worst ever present i got was a gud few years back! my ex boyfriend at the time had wrapped up 4 empty tins of beer with a small note saying sorry babe but i got carried away over the festive season and will make it up but please tell santa i cud do with a few beers for new year! sure i went mad! but left him and see in the new year with the girls which was was cracking.

Answer 200

my partner at the time leaving me last xmas with the presents still under the tree. Now I have a new and better girlfriend so a good end to the story. thanx bi tch lol.

Answer 201

I got a set of Lavender bath stuff, which is ok, but I hate lavender and I gave it to a friend that loves lavender!!!My husband received from both his brothers (a sister and a brother) 3 bottles of wine and they live in the same house, couldn't they talk not to buy the same thing?And not to forget that my husband doesn't drink alcohol and they both know this!!!!!How crap!!!!And he always receives wine for his birthday and Christmas....poor guy, he's so depressed that he doesn't want his brothers to visit him for his birthday and Christmas anymore!!!

Answer 202

The worst present I received was wrapping paper wrapped in wrapping paper. It was a secret Santa present but I knew who the secret santa was and knew he was cheap so didn't expect anything.

Answer 203

When I was a very trendy 15 year old in 1979, I recieved a pair of green polyester slacks with stitched in seams and elasticated waist from my aunt. I pretended I liked them in front of the family and went to my bedroom and cried.

Answer 204

Spikey leather boots with fringe tassels on them. I saw them in the shoe store when I was with my boyfriend and said oh those are sick in a disgusted voice but he took to mean cool.

Answer 205

For secret Santa in my class I got a present thats origanal name was crossed out and was replaced with my name -_-"

Answer 206

omg some one gave me a box of death for christmas



we were doing secrets Santa the and when the last day came they guy came late... and on top of the gave me a box of m&m's peanut. i told the guy thanks but i can't have this he was like why i'm allergic to it... in the end everybody enjoyed the box of death and i just got a box, for Christmas :D oh boy ! what fun

Answer 207

My Ex gave me a set of smoke alarms for Christmas and then he wondered why I didnt talk to him for two weeks! Hence why he's now my Ex!

Answer 208

A piggy bank with loads of sweets shaped like pigs, which had gelatine in them! (which comes from pork)

I don't eat pork.

and I hate pigs.

This present was from my supposedly good friend as well! I had spent about £15 on her present which was well thought out, and she spent about £3 on mine.

:) Its safe to say I was extremely annoyed.

Answer 209

A 2006 diary and calendar set... In 2008! They were kindly accompanied by a pair of granny knickers! How could my Christmas get any better?

Answer 210

My ex and I were building a house so for xmas he informed me that the sewrage pipes were my present and later on for my birthday I got the bricks, needless to say I left after a couple of miserable unromantic years, I didn't take my gifts with me

Answer 211

An LP the best of Glen Daley from my mother-in-law, she thought I liked him, at least my brother-in-law told her I did. I got the same 3 years running, I still haven't told her, and that was in the early 70s.

Answer 212

I'm not being ungrateful but ... i got a really cheap shaver, probably because i don't shave my legs as much in the winter as i do in the summer? oh well i used it. and it took off the first layer of my epidermis but i'm still alive and grateful hahhaha

Answer 213

a half of a bag of lays potato chips..I got it as a joke from my dad when i was 15 because when i was little my dad bought me a teddy bear and put it in a chip box and i got so excited cause i thought i got chips and when i saw it was a bear i cried for an hour .lol

Answer 214

An Alaskan dream catcher. Unknown...

Answer 215

In grade 2 my friend gave me paper for Christmas. Not the fancy origami texture paper, but blank paper. I asked her why she game me blank paper and she said my handwriting sucked. But eventually my handwriting got better >.<

Answer 216

a high school musical book. I'm 12! My grandma thinks im like 5

Answer 217

Dorky clothes. I got a knitted sweater no kidding!

Yours Truly,

Blake Lively

Answer 218

from Auntie Marie



A print out picture from the computer....



A matchbox full of dead flies



Two teeth in a ring box (I thought it was going to be a ring!)



An old can of dog food



Something I made for my Auntie as a little girl, and she gave it back to me in a xmas present!





What did I do wrong?????

Answer 219

by far the worst christmas gift in my opinion are gift sets of cosmetics or bath/shower gels... it shows total lack of interest and imagination..



so i'd say the worst gift i was ever given was one of those... i was given one of them because the person buying it obviously didnt want to put any thought into what they were buying...

Answer 220

I once got a toothbrush holder with a timer on to tell me how long to brush my teeth. I hate it because it's rubbish, I never use it, and it's promoting cleanliness and the doll on it looks creepy. I think i got it because she didn't thin i was doing my teeth good enough. This is how i realised Santa didn't exist. He wouldn't allow such cruelty.

Answer 221

As a joke, we once gave my mum a box of 'Daz' washing powder. The gift tag read "For the Little Housewife". She wasn't amused. She soon cheered up when dad gave her the real present - a trip to Egypt.

Answer 222

Im quite lucky and generally get decent presents. I am however thinking of buying my fiance the dyson "ball" vacuum cleaner this year. She had a go with our neighbours and said it was fun!! ..sorted!!



They are quite expensive but then again so are weddings!!

Answer 223

A matching Christmas tea towel & oven gloves LOL

Answer 224

I received a "regift" cheapo Three Stooges DVD gift a few years back from one "friend". That friend also gave me a wine-scented candle that he got, but didn't like. Why did he give this to me? Because he is cheap and doesn't care.

Answer 225

I got some bird seed from my great auntie for christmas a couple of years ago - i was about 14

Answer 226

A plastic tartan table - cloth. When everyone watched me open it they all went arrhhh. I was waiting for everyone to start laughing.....but they didn't!!! From my future sister in law to be, perhaps that was an omen then not to marry into that family!!??! Should have paid attention! Why? Because shes crackers!!

Answer 227

When I was 5 we spent Xmas in the Salvation Army because my dad threw us out onto the street ... Needless to say I got NOTHING that year

A few years later my Grandmother died so I got nothing again for Xmas

But I guess worst gift wise an ex-boyfriend bought me like a 14 inch vibrator and a bunch of porn .. I still wonder if it was really for me or him

Answer 228

A "Teaspoon" my mother decided that it would be good if I started a collection, collecting teaspoons from all over! It was my main christmas present that year, I was 13, she couldn't understand why i was upset LOL She even got other relatives to buy the spoon rack etc...



Not my best Christmas lol

Answer 229

All you people are lucky because at least you received something to talk about. I in turn can't think about anything because that just what I recieved. NOTHING

Answer 230

I get a bad present at least once a year from my grandma , she always gives us random **** she found at the dollar store, it wouldn't be so bad but she always gets us stuff that is obviously not useful for us personally , like she gave my 13 year old brother a princess children's book.... It's kind of entertaining though...

Answer 231

In our works secret Santa I was given a pair of tweezers that had a light in the tips and a jar of marmalade. Everyone else got luxury chocs or fancy bath stuff and I was a bit miffed! Then on my birthday they completely forgot!!! Everyone else got cards, pressies, cake etc on thiers! Do you think they're trying to tell me something????

Answer 232

i was given a plastic crappy handbag and told that i would be the envy of all my friends going to the shops with it. it was like alll flowery and ugly. i gonna it away as a gift coz IM NEVER USING IT!! i got it from my old forgettful nana who thinks its just gorgeous.

Answer 233

My brother lost his gift for me so he gave me his half eaten roll off of his plate and said Merry Christmas.

Answer 234

The ugliest sweater you ever seen,come on you know this happens to us at least once:3

Reason why:Grand-mom went to mexico & dint have time to buy a good gift d:

Answer 235

$20 gift certificate to Borders. I got it because someone was too lazy to give me a real present.

Answer 236

One Christmas when i checked under the tree the only things i saw were soap,shampoo,body mist,shower gel, and NO TOYS!!!!!! Worst Christmas ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 237

I recieved saranwrap and a box of kleenex and I believe that I recieved these gifts because I was being a jerk and everyday always asking for more more more gifts

Answer 238

Diet pills! XD

Apparently a size 8 is a little too big? haha

Answer 239

My in laws gave me XXL pajamas once. They were black with silver sparkles all over them. I wear a Medium in most everything. It was evident that they really didn't care what they got me because they dont care much for me since I own my own business and according to them "A woman's job is to cook and clean"



Gotta love the in laws....

Answer 240

My stepmom gave me an ugly oriental red and black shirt out of her CLOSET, 3 mini bags of Chex mix, a binder and pencils, and another book if I remember. She found out I was coming on short notice, but what's wrong with cash or just saying it was too short notice? I wouldn't have cared. Needless to say, my mom was p*ssed.

Answer 241

I was abroad at the time and really homesick. So I was excited when I got a parcel from my sister! It contained:



- one single piece of cherry & mint gum (not a pack, one piece!!)

- one of her old, washed up, used bras (she is 6 sizes smaller than me with much bigger boobs). It was purple, lacy and horrible. Did I mention it was old and used?!

- one 'anti-aging' gift set with moisturiser and extra strong anti-wrinkle eye gel. I was 19! I was really upset.



Definitely the worst presents ever. I confronted her about it when I saw her, because I got her something really nice and expensive, and she was all shocked and said she thought I would love it.

Answer 242

since i'm a boy it will be girls make up

my mums friend thought i was a girl for some odd reason after seeing me a lot but she got me 5 make up kits but the worst thing is i had to give all my presents to my sister cause they were for girls

Answer 243

I once got a tub of cotton buds for Christmas, from my little boy who was 4years old.



The Reason?



I had been shopping and once I got home I said, "Oh, I forgot to get cotton buds and I really needed them"

My son was obviously paying attention as when my Sister sneaked him into Boots to get perfume to give to me on Christmas, he made such a fuss about getting me these buds as "Mummy really really needs them"



So I got them, all wrapped up !! Spoilt as I am lol



It was sooo cute

Answer 244

2 things but one was actually kinda funny



1- a £3 voucher for Electronics Boutique i mean 3 pound worth what can i buy at a game shop for £3

2- i had taken unwell and had been given alot of blood transfusions and my parents got me a fake trasnfusion bag with sour strawberry flavour gel candy in it. ,kinda funny, and actually still have it

Answer 245

About 10 years ago my Mum bought me a toilet seat for christmas. I still haven't had the heart to ask why.

Answer 246

It has to be the time when a friend gave me a birthday card for christmas.

They had crossed out the word 'Birthday' and wrote 'Christmas' so the the card read 'Happy christmas'

Charming!

Answer 247

well one year my sister received a £300 plus Porcelain doll from our great grandma it was lovely i was however a little bit more unfortunate with my gift i received a bike light set which i wouldn't of minded but i didn't actually have a bike nor any plans to get one :S

Answer 248

I'd say the one I got when i was 9 it said FROM; SATAN.thanks to my dyslexic dad. i cant remember what exactly it was though.

Answer 249

maybe that ironing toys they gave me when i was in grade 5. i can't think of the worst but that's what popped in my mind. they gave me that because they didn't know i'm being matured (yah know puberty stage) my uncle and i haven't seen each other for like 4 years i think that's why they thought i still like kids' toys.

Answer 250

A box of paper clips. True Story.

Answer 251

Probably from my brother - a cheap cutlery set, the sort of thing you would give to someone going to university or a starter home. I'd owned my home for about ten years - how did he think I ate my meals? With my fingers? I think his wife (the b*tch troll from hell) got them, and they were probably catalogue freebies. They did the same to my parents one year; got them cheap teaspoons. At the time, my parents had been married for over thirty years and had ample cutlery! Why? Because my brother is utterly spineless, and his wife would have done all the shopping, spending the absolute bare minimum without thinking of suitability. It wasn't like they were short of money either!

Answer 252

A empty wine bottle! Im 17 im not even old enough 2 drink!! But the point is is that it was empty!!

Answer 253

an encylopedia of every animal on earth. volume 1 and 2

Answer 254

My brother gave my husband and I a joint 1 year subscription to a golfing magazine. My husband loves golf. I don't play at all.

Answer 255

a big sack filled with coal, rocks and spiders. at first i was horrified and then i found out the spiders were fake. but still i didnt know why i had recieved coal. than i began to cry. my parents came to me and said they had gave it to me for raising my voice on them. NOT my best christmas :(

Answer 256

some hair stuff and shower gel, the shower gel was men's( and i'm a teenage girl)!! what was really disappointing it that it obviously didn't cost a dime and i put effort and money in for my so called best friend. needless to say it was hard to hide my disappointed face

Answer 257

A pair of pink, heart covered slippers. Apparently my grandma still thinks I love pink.

O_o

Answer 258

I got bakugan figures, snow white polly pocket dress-up, fake make-up, and a blanket.



I WAS 12 YEARS OLD AND AM A GIRL.

Answer 259

a red T shirt from wall mart the price was still hanging 2 dollars it was real ugly but my dog love the T shirt

Answer 260

for some odd reason my mom thought it was funny to put a box inside another one and so one so there is like 10 boxes there and she gets the mail and gives me fake money along with a 100 dollas in 1 dolla bills . it was outragous .

Answer 261

Many years ago my uncle thought that as I liked photography he would give me a film for Christmas great idea except it was for a camera I didn't own and the film was out of date!

Answer 262

the exact same ice scraper that I had given to the person the year before for christmas. he must of forgot I got him it. never said anything though, didnt want to embarass him and times was hard. lol

Answer 263

Its not really a gift but I was given the excuse " I didn't know what to get you , so I didn't bother wasting my money" . I don't give gifts to receive them but I had spent time and effort thinking what to get this person and this really made me feel like crap, they obviously didn't care enough to put the effort in.

Answer 264

When I was 13 I got a pen from my father because I had to have one for school. Trouble is he built up for weeks before that I was getting something really special.

Answer 265

A Liverpool FC "Premier League Champions" duvet set when I was 10 (1993). Never happened then & never happened since.

Answer 266

I was given nothing. My family isn't Christian.

Answer 267

My ex bought me a set of golden chalises (he's an alcoholic and I don't drink) with my credit card. This was just after he bought me a fireplace set for my birthday(we didn't have a fireplace) also with my credit card.



(I also got a lump of coal when I was little but it didn't upset me. I thought my sister and I got snowman eyes for christmas)

Answer 268

My friend gave me a giant candy cane. The wrapper was so stuck to the candy. Happened years ago. But even today, I think he licked that candy cane before he gave it to me. I didn't eat it. My dog did.

Answer 269

A doll from Italy that sang in a creepy voice.



That doll terrified the hell outta me hahaa!

Answer 270

My aunt, who was an Avon Lady, bought me and my brother some aftershave, that smelt like meths ! The only problem was that I was only 7 and my brother 10.

Answer 271

I always seem to get aftershave, nothing new there then. I have enough to last for the next ten years.

Hoping with a bit of imagination i get something different this year.

I could nearly open my own shop :-)

Answer 272

My worst was when I got nothing.

I think it was "given" to me because no one around me cared enough for the holidays.

Answer 273

A mushroom sandwich , it was actually wrapped up with a tag on under the tree for me :s

Answer 274

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Answer 275

I'm not sure of the implications that prompted this, but I once knew a guy who was sent a nicely gift wrapped box of human feces for Christmas. Somehow, if somebody took it that far, I have to believe that he probably deserved it!

Answer 276

My ex wife chose Christmas Day to tell my children that I smoked (we were still living together at the time!!). It was one of the worst experiences of my life, it was also the day I gave up cigarerttes.



Ps. It appears that I have to ask you all not to report me!! :-0)

Answer 277

My husband gave me a bottle of washing up liquid on christmas day. He even went to all the trouble of wrapping it up. How romantic...

Answer 278

When myself and my brother and sister were younger, my parents would give us some money to buy each other and them presents at Christmas. We would all go round the shops in various combinations and buy stuff for the other members of the family.



One year my little brother saw something he really wanted, so instead of using the money to buy the family presents, he got that..then the money he had left was only enough to buy a triple pack of those small "bath beads" you got in Boots, so he split them, wrapped them and gave me, my mum and sister one each for our present lol..to top it off he wrapped it in so much sellotape because it was small and round and hard to wrap, that in trying to unwrap them we all managed to pop them, so we actually got a burst bath bead each for our present lol..that definitely has to be the worst present I ever got!

Answer 279

When I was aged 8, my aunt and uncle gave me a waste paper basket for my bedroom in our new house!!!! I can remember it was ghastly to look at. They obviously had no imagination as I found out on subsequent Xmas's

Answer 280

My worst present has to be smellys as i can't use them im allergic to perfumed soaps,bubble baths etc..I think i was given it as allot of people give smellys as a present.

Answer 281

Yo mama

Answer 282

A toy dinasoar at age 12. No idea at all.

Answer 283

An apple. Yup. I think my parents thought I needed it!

Answer 284

a bag of cat teeth

Answer 285

coupons, i think because they where free lol

Answer 286

i havent recieved a bad christmas gift but my aunt got my older brother a 12 pack of beer with a red bow on it, when HE WAS 15!!!lol it ended up going in the trash,... or so they thought : )

Answer 287

socks, because my mom said that I have to have it.

Answer 288

LOL, i was 12 when i got this, but i got a mcdonalds toy from my gran, and she probz gave it to me coz she didnt know what else to get me LMFAO.

Answer 289

2 years ago my parents got me a ps3 for christmas. i was so excited,but then wen i opened the box up there was nothing.

Answer 290

i was given a big box when i was 17,i thought it was a new portable,i was getting married soon after and was pleased, my parents told me it would be useful. how disappointed was i too discover a hand crank washing thiny(still not sure what it was)i had to feign delight my boyfriend knew and laughed his pickles off, that was 23 years ago i can still remember the disappointment, we called it the sputnik, cos it looked like a satalite lol i married david b and he sill jokes about it

Answer 291

I worked in a butchers shop and for my first Christmas they gave me the shin bone of a cow - minus the meat!!!

Answer 292

I have two. the first one was underwear from my grandma for my birthday only. Second is only 16 candles from my aunt and uncle who especially knew I wanted magic stuff for christmas this year (2009 I'm talking bout) but anyway. Yeah those would have to be the worst.

Answer 293

my mom got this chicken orniment from her friend when she don't like stuff like that. they been mates for over 20 years i think. lol

Answer 294

A used PS2 game, I wouldn't have been that bothered if it wasn't for 2 things



1. It was a copy! he didn't even give me an original

2. I have a PS3 and he knew I this



although I suppose I shouldn't have expected much from this person (it was a secret santa but I knew who it was from)

Answer 295

A bar of stinky soap . I thought it was bottle of Shalimar and opened it with great excitement, only to find it was a bar of that lumpen overscented soap which looks like cheese with bits in.



I was given it because ( unknown to me) my ex-husband was having an affair.



hey- you'd think I'd have guessed?

Answer 296

Two years ago my mom gave me an address book with someone elses name already in it. It was used.

Answer 297

School supplies I think i received it because i was going to school next year.

Answer 298

My brother once got a box of shotgun shells when he was about 12...that was all he got for christmas.

He didn't have a shotgun either...I gues he was supposed to borrow somebody's

Answer 299

I've never got a Christmas gift in my life, and I'm OK with it :)

Answer 300

lol my grandmother gave me a bag of plastic soldiers from the dollar store when i was 13 yrs old and im a girl too, that made it worse

Answer 301

When I was in grade school, I got notebook paper :(

Our class was exchanging gifts & evidently, some kid forgot to buy/bring theirs.... guess, the machine with school supplies was the only answer he had.

Answer 302

The book: How to Affair-Proof Your Marriage, from my in-laws. Because my In-Laws knew my husband was a cheater? AWKWARD!

Answer 303

A pair of brown socks from my friend they were given each person a colour that matched our personality they gave me brown coz they said i like chocolate

Answer 304

RIMMEL MASCARA...



8 years ago.. not because of the mascara itself, but because i found out i was allergic to the formula.. eye swelled up alot on christmas noon.



Nethertheless, it was thoughtful to get any gift regardless of the drawbacks

Answer 305

I have a friend who used to work in Boots and she would always give me last years stock that she had brought in the canteen for 20p it was all stuff I didn't use so I sold it all at car boot!!!

Answer 306

a wet n wild lipstick in a duane reade bag from a co-worker. i got her a gift basket from bath and body works.....damn shame...oh sorry forgot to add that she also gave me a set of ten rubber bracelets in there as well.....this is not a joke

Answer 307

A deep fat fryer!

We had just moved into our new house and I think the mother in-law thought we really needed one, I have never used it in the 3 years I've lived in my house!

Answer 308

A wheelbarrow and hard hat. We were about to start building our own house and my wife thought this would be amusing, complete with go-faster stripes and GB badge, until I realised that was it, nothing else!

Answer 309

I had a friend who always swapped presents with his cousin, they always gave each other bell ringers diaries, well my friend never bothere to wrap his present as he always gave just gave his cousin back the present he had been given. This worked for a few years, then one year he got caught out as his cousin had written in the one he gave him.

Answer 310

A USB Data storage device that my sister gave me. It was the worst because it already belong to me and i had loaned it to her six months before christmas.

Answer 311

lost my job on Christmas Eve and the following year, girlfriend left me just because I changed our relationship status on Facebook and she said " She realised then she wasn't ready for a relationship" Yeah...merry effing' Christmas. Wonder what I'll be getting this year.



Mate of mine who's serving in Afghanistan had two boxes of sand delivered to him! hahahahaha...now that was classic!

Answer 312

This Christmas I got an iron. I think they thought it would be useful. but I have no clothes that require ironing...

Answer 313

i have never been given REALLY bad presents, although last year me and my partner were given some pretty naff sets of coffee mugs and coasters with pictures of birds on them.....i re-presented them this year to my grandparents and they loved them!

Answer 314

hi

Answer 315

An itchy terribly long sweater. Haha, my Mom has no sense of clothes! It was striped, so I guess my Mom wanted me to wear it to school!

Answer 316

My dad's murder



I was 11,my mom murdured my dad just as he was about to give me my present- for Christmas she killed him right on the spot.

Answer 317

I cant remember cause im only 14 butt i remember I gave my dad floss and I wrapped my sisters flute note music which was already hers.

Answer 318

Socks i got a bag of socks one year it might of been because i needed socks (i don't think i did) or it was because almost all of my socks had holes in them. overall clothes make for a bad present unless you asked for a shirt or something but its the thought that counts

Answer 319

A cigar case that a fool boss of mine gave me in my job, because I don´t even smoke!, I hate the cigarette, obviously that was one of the presents for him that he didn´t like and he threw away for the employees and he kept the best ones for him.

Note for all the bosses: please never give your leftovers to the employees in Christmas, it´s really of bad taste, you better give nothing.

Answer 320

i dont think ive ever had a bad chrismas present ...

my christmas present is right here ...

my family.

even though there not that much good of a family.

but there still family.

even if we have fell out with them all ...

but ive still got my mom, dad and my little sister.

thats all that counts :]]

(even if they are douches sometimes ...)

Answer 321

A Tupperware biscuit barrel from my mother-in-law! I think the nicest thing I can say about her is, I've never met anyone like her before!

Answer 322

A box of wool, given to me by my Aunt when i was 11 years old. I was very upset.

Answer 323

I was given a lime green pair of sandals 2 sizes too small. I was given them because my cousin had grown out of them. Still, they earned me 50p at a jumble sale.

Answer 324

My cousin in Australia sent me her wedding dress to wear at my christmas wedding last year , I,ve not seen her for several years, she is a size 8, ,im a 28, it fitted my leg perfectly !!!!

Answer 325

worst is a long 2 ft pencil. I think they gave it to me so I can study more.

Answer 326

My mother in law told my husband that she had put "a lot of thought" into my gift this year. So i was flattered that she took the time to tink of a nice gift for me.



I opened my gift on xmas day. I got M&S bath soaps?!? WTF? i hate baths i always shower. How did she put a lot of thought into that?? was she try to say I smell or something? :S

Answer 327

A box of opened crayons that my sister gave to me...of course inside the crayon box was an ipod...so yeah, but i also get socks. Every year, and i don't know why.

Answer 328

I got a rented vhs player from my parents when i was 19 years old,i got it as they were skinflints and liked drink and the bookies and pumping my pals dad

Answer 329

I got a garden set for house plants in which i have no house plants this was of my sister in law. when i returned to john lewis the price on till was £5.00. i had spent £35.00 on her. i am very careful now.i know it is the thought that counts but that is taking the piss.

Answer 330

Well i don't celebrate Christmas but the worst gift i was given was a gift bag made out of tissue paper (literally), with confetti inside again made out of tissue paper. Inside of it there was sticky lockets (cough sweets) that taste like they were a hundred years old and then dug deeper to find a scratched up key ring with a picture in it but to make matters worst i tipped the bag upside down because there was too much confetti inside of it too find "my gift". i was rummaging through it until the person that gave me the gift said "what are you looking for? there nothing else in there". A part of me wanted to take back the expensive gift i got for them, for myself but it was too late i had given her, her gift before she gave me hers :(



To all of you that celebrate christmas, merry christmas and an early happy new year!!!!! :)

Answer 331

Gold jewellery (which I hate) from someone who clearly put no though into it.



Oh, and some scissors from my mum, but that was an accident, because she wraps late and isn't very good at it, so the odd roll of sellotape or pair of scissors will end up in the parcels.....

Answer 332

I got a LED Beauty Mirror... no it's not cuz I'm ugly lol

ACtually I know how my aunt is... she gives whatever she finds on sale or she can find in her closet

Answer 333

I received a really long pencil. I don't think it has a use except for poking.

Answer 334

Make up, and planner. I was a teen when I got them and lot of teens wear make up and have things going on in their life. I was not any typical teen. I hated make up and still do and I don't have things going on in my life. I just stay home and I don't have any friends. I did back then too so why did I need a planner?





Please don't report me. (Just had to join in that party)

Answer 335

A single fridge shelf divider (they come in pairs) from my Mother, who could not be bothered to think about what to give me. I don't know who got the other one, but we had great fun running a competition trying to decide what it was.

Answer 336

Set of cuff links and a tie pin set. Very nice, in gold. But I NEVER wear a shirt and tie!!! Why? Never worked it out!

Answer 337

I once got a colouring book that had been coloured in already and another year I an out of date beano! I still love my crazy nan xx

Answer 338

A manicure set that still had the price of 0.79p on it. There could be 2 reasons why I was given it.

a: They don't like me

b: They're too tight to spend

Answer 339

UMMMM,i dont think ive realy got any bad prezzies, except a towel smelling of cigars and a small tshirt

Answer 340

Hmmm would have to be the temporary tattoo kit my dad bought me 3 yrs ago (i'm 25 now).......could be a giggle if it wasnt for the fact I have 4 real ones anyway O_o

Answer 341

My Brother Chopped off my arm while i was drunk and asleep, and put it in a box, I was just happy to get it back. i though the arm fariy took it. that would have been bad.

Answer 342

A pillow case

Answer 343

My sister wrapped up my toothbrush and gave it to me... It was meant to be a joke, but I wasn't laughing... I didn't even get a proper present....

Answer 344

A BATH SET CONTAINING BATH OIL, BATH CRYSTALS, BATH SALTS, BATH CREAM. WOULD OF BEEN A GREAT PRESENT FOR SOMEONE WITH A BATH, I ONLY HAVE A SHOWER. BUT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. THERE WAS A LOT OF THOUGHT WENT INTO THAT.

Answer 345

A pair of adult diapers. My friends teased me because my dad turned 60.

Answer 346

In our boarding house at school there's "secret santa" and when I was in a low year someone from the highest year got me and because of the hierarchy that runs in boarding houses he gave me an ox tongue and some dog food.

Answer 347

A packet of sticker machine refills....... I didn't even have a sticker machine!!!!

It was bought with good intentions from my brothers who thought they bought me the machine!

Awww well they returned it and i got something else :) All is forgivin though!!! xxx Merry Christmas!

Answer 348

Burnt Power Rangers and Burnt My Little Ponies from my great Aunt..... apparantly there was a fire at her local primary school and she thought i would like the "toys" lol

Answer 349

A couple of years ago my now ex mother-in-law bought me some cheap make up totalling £10, knowing I am a beauty therapist! Not only that but she bought her son-in-law (married to my ex's sister) a £300 adventure day ticket! Just one of many reasons why she is now an ex mother-in-law!

Answer 350

a bottle of brut aftershave, fine if your about 65 but not for a 26(at the time) year old male, the wife made me pour it away which i was only too happy to oblige

Answer 351

A cellopate dispenser given to me by very EX my mother-in-law.

I think she gave it to me cos I married her son and could never look after him as well as she could; I should have put the cellotape to good use across her mouth!

Answer 352

Um...the boardgame Checkers. I get at least one every year, usually from the same people. Why? because they're cheap and they don't care.

Answer 353

One year, a kid gave me a moldy cookie he found in his locker as a sarcastic present. It stank.

Answer 354

some chocalote that gave me food piosning on christmas day =(

Answer 355

Well two years ago my mom bought me a purse,



apparently she had thought i was gay for the last 5 years.





sad thing is that i am as tomboy as you can get.







oh and she also got me skinny jeans.





love you too mom

Answer 356

A packet of Tissues and some Blue-tack. From my dear parents.

Answer 357

My brothers got toy cars and I got a handheld swinging acrobat thing - baby's toy. I was about five years old. I was very upset as I wanted a car too.



R

Answer 358

i was so excited when my brother gave me a gold sparkly little gift box all wrapped loveley and that looked like it had a piece of jewellery in .

when i opened it there was one brussel sprout inside !



he just thought it would be funny to see the look on my face when i opened it

so because of that this year i bought him a book all about poo!

see how he likes that lol

Answer 359

my sister last yr got a box n filled it up with all left over stuff from her house, half make up bottles everything was used i thought well at lest she got the box which was pretty realised a few weeks later my aunt gave her the box so she payed for nuthin, that yr i bought her a GHD i left sick :(

Answer 360

A 'fuzzy felt' puzzle when I was 15. I guess my much older brother thought I was still 9 years old?!

Answer 361

A spanish rosetta stone lol

Answer 362

I was given 300 Spartans...

Because I called them stupid

Answer 363

The contents of a diaper.



Because I told her I hated the stence.

Answer 364

they gave me ds and wii game so the worst present is nothing to me

Answer 365

Garbage Bag full of used clothes.

Thats all.



My other cousins got brand new stuff.





Oh I love my grandparents.

Answer 366

an x files dvd last year, i never even took it out the cellophane, why? not my cuppa t,

I got a new cini surround last year and i think they thought i would like the film.

Answer 367

A pair of earings in the shape of snakes I think they were trying to be horrible to me ,Who knows ?

Answer 368

A Christian pamphlet from my grandmother after she heard I was athiest and tried to turn me. With a free pamphlet.

Answer 369

my father in law gave me a bottle of whisky - it still had the store security tag on! I had to remove it with a pair of pliers - he's not the sort of man that would pinch it, but it seemed odd.

Answer 370

I´m a nurse, I´m living abroad but I just went home (to the US) to spend Thanksgiving with my family. Since I won´t be home for Christmas, we decided to celebrate Christmas and exchange gifts while I was home. I got a card in the mail for 40% off at a shop I used to go to (when I lived at home) that sells scrubs and other nurse items, so I decided to go ahead and get myself a new stethoscope since my old one was worse for the wear. My mom came with and brought some things for herself using the discount card. Then when we got in the car, my mom took the bag and told me that she wanted to wrap it for Christmas and that I had to act surprised when I opened it (note: I had paid for it). I just went along with it, its just something unique about my mom. She always makes me chuckle like that and I love her to bits.

Answer 371

I was 11/12 and my dad bought me 101 Dalmation pj's.

Answer 372

It's not a bad present at all, but I recieved a wii fit BUT I DON'T HAVE A WII TO BEGIN WITH!

Answer 373

A bunch of ugly multi-sex Tshirts! They were very hideous! I think i got them because my father hates me!

Answer 374

My grandma gave a book on how not to eat your bugars, apparently she watched me before i slept the other night, =]

Answer 375

Probably a book about a long distance swimmer and I probably got it because I am a swimmer.

Answer 376

A mcdonalds happy meal toy from my sister who ate the happy meal.

Answer 377

A helium balloon and a needle. That year i acted like a helium balloon with a needle too close for comfort.

Answer 378

One year i was given a rocking horse. I was 30. Don't ask.

Answer 379

A steering wheel for my xbox...and all I wanted was Mario Kart Wii! I think my x-bf got it for himself. At least he got some enjoyment, I gave it a go but I couldn't beat him so really wasn't fun for me. I hate losing.

Answer 380

A whole work out kit and weight loss kit from my husband. I guess he wants me to loose weight

Answer 381

lots of coal and small rocks for a joke in a ps3 box

but then they gave me my rea; present

Answer 382

A worst present was just baby story books........

Answer 383

A Lip Gloss Making Kit... I'm 17!



I gave it to my little sis. She seemed to enjoy it! (She's 7)

Answer 384

it wasn't the worst but it was random my aunt got me a crayon sharpener. I guess cuz she never sees me and doesn't know what I like

Answer 385

My step mother bought me a herd of goats once....



One of those ones where you buy it for charity for suffering country etc, very charitable but have to admit when I opened it i thought TWF!!!!!!

Answer 386

a homemade christmas sweater with polar bears made out of that glittery glue from arts crafts store.

Answer 387

I wanted one of those romote control racing cars to race around the house...

Well my nan and grandad got me one... a volvo that went forwards and backwards, and the headlights flashed. And was super slow. It was not quite what I meant!

Answer 388

a round, very stinky, soap with an angel carved into it - why did I get it, who knows with out-laws, they have a mind of their own. fortunately they don't buy me anything now.



used the soap as a random pressie at work for years. if it was your birthday you risked getting 'the soap' - so i did have a laugh about it after all.

Answer 389

My worst prezzie was a pair of socks with the name Ken on them. My name is Melanie, and my son thought it would be really funny !!!

Answer 390

A £1 gift voucher I think cos I never go round

Answer 391

A saucepan from my dad and he wasn't joking! I think I had a kitchen utensil each year for a few years running. A potato peeler one year!

Answer 392

I got the ugliest shirt and pants from my aunt



she thinks im younger then i really am.

Answer 393

A set of false nails, which only had 8 nails in it. The glue even melted the plastic :( FAIL!!

because she was clearing out her rubbish?

Answer 394

the worst christmas gift i ever got was off my aunt it was a can of half full deodarant when i showed her it all she said i got it from the shop and it was full then but it wernt when i got it also she got all my other cousins £5 pound gifts mine was £1 and half full

Answer 395

A empty bottle of vodka... I'm not kiddin' my uncle came drunk to christmas and gave it to me when i was 13...

Answer 396

A candle holder.. this person received it from someone else, didn't want, so she passed it on to me! lol

Answer 397

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Answer 398

a folded piece of white paper that said COAL on the inside and they were like "sorry this was all we could afford!" before they started laughing, my friends lame joke, they gave me a real present later



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Answer 399

1 bottle of cologne

Answer 400

You know those music CDs that the Church gives out? Guess what my holy grandma got me.

Answer 401

A bottle of Scotch Whiskey

So my dad could drink it because he knows I don't like whiskey and mum won't let him buy it for himself.

Answer 402

i got a Terry's chocolate orange, i love them but...



They were bought by my sister on offer 3 for 2, i will always consider mine to have been the free one.

Answer 403

toilet paper from my older sister



she told me i was given it because i was full of it and needed to wipe



(I was 10 years old at the time)

Answer 404

I can't remember for myself, but I know my dad once gave my brother an electric toothbrush one year and a package of handkerchiefs another.

Answer 405

A Writing set from my sister and a skateboard from my special school, I have been in a wheelchair since birth and cant use my arms or legs due to cerebral palsy, hehehehe good one sister!

Answer 406

lol i got a box of chocolates over 2 years out of date Mmmmmm lovely

Answer 407

Without a doubt, it was a compendium of card tricks off my mum. Ive still go the box, un opened of course! Utter rubbish.

Answer 408

a jumper for an AGE 12, not a size 12 ( i was 27 at the time) from my then mother in law who insisted i try it on in front of everyone. it was so tight i went purple trying to pull it over my head. she was so drunk she didn't notice and later on started crying at the dinner table before sliding off her chair and having to be put to bed. no mention of the incident afterwards. New mother in law MUCH nicer :)

Answer 409

A broach from my Gran that was obviously given to her as a present because it was still wrapped and addressed to her. Espeiclaly when my brother got €50.. soo not fair..

Answer 410

I'm a little on the skinny side, so my gf got me a gym set.... i'm assuming the reason is for me to get bigger?

Answer 411

A Princess Barbie from my 25 year old boyfriend,,, I'm 24 and I don't collect.

Answer 412

they gave me like this big box that had 6 other box in it. and

at the end it was just some sox lol =P

Answer 413

50 cents and a hankerchief.



I guess my nan had to many grand children (21) as that is what all of her grand children recieved.

Answer 414

hair gel- ive shaved my hair off for the last 14 years -why - because it was cheap in the Jan sales (truth)

Answer 415

A big jar of Cheese Whiz...I guess my Grandparents thought I liked Cheese Whiz. I don't.

Answer 416

Personal hygiene items as stocking stuffers, cause my step mom thinks thats what you do.

Answer 417

The worst Christmas present I was ever given was my own sidekick suicide bomber...

Answer 418

I was given a scientific calculator a few years ago by my Mum...



It was for a maths exam :(

Answer 419

I got a bathroom tile with a stick man drawn on it with a marker pen.

Answer 420

Little Britain dvd box set, I was given it to me by my cousin and he new i thought it was the biggest load of shite to come out of this country. Well apart from the tax dodging politicians (Gordon Brown).

Answer 421

I got a food steamer and a health grill from my hubby before we had kids (mid 20's) ....................he got it from his mum! Lazy sod couldn't be bothered to go out and find me a nice present. Also, my son got a girls lilac cardigan from his great grandparents, still not sure why they got him that colour, they knew he was a boy!!!

Answer 422

It was an air-plant on a dried starfish. It was horrid but I think that the little boy in my class who gave me it had chosen it himself!

Answer 423

my sister's father in law gave his wife a bag of radishes and a bottle of cough syrup one christmas, then ate the radishes and took the medicine himself. 'Tis better to give than receive?

Answer 424

A snow shovel when I was around 12 years old...I think it was a hint from my old man to go out and shovel snow for a living...what a prat he was!!!



Chuck C

Answer 425

My boyfriend bought me a battery charger and a glow in the dark lightbulb!



From now on, I have a list which he has to stick to to save anymore tears!

Answer 426

A Handshake.a step-father after he got back from his holiday in Miami.

Answer 427

An out of date jar of HUMBUGS was giving to me from the Mother in Law, well that say's it all doesn't it. I also recieved a right-handed potato peeler, because she couldn't use mine cos I'm left handed!!!!

Answer 428

when i got socks and i hated them because they were dora 1s and i used them 4 school and they ripped quickly u can laugh and i won't care because i cut them more and therw them away

Answer 429

a set of panties

they were all small size with funny colours



from a colleagues friend

Answer 430

Once my friend gave me her old shoes. That were 5 sizes too big and the soles were broken. Apparently once I had said I liked them.

Answer 431

2 packs of 3 glittery nail varnish for non existent nails, still don't have em. Got em off the Mother-in-law cos she still don't like me.

Answer 432

When I was a kid my brother bought me sour candy. I think the reason he bought it for me is because I don't like sour candy...and he does. He ended up eating it all.

Answer 433

Nothing. As in "I didn't get anything for Christmas."

Answer 434

for some reason this year my parents thought it would be funny to give me things that imply that i smell terrible, so this year i got a lot of air freshener and soap.

Answer 435

a book

Answer 436

Ugh... clothes I think I got it, because my aunt thinks that I don't have a lot of clothes. P.S.: I have so much clothes that I have to use 2 closets!!!

Answer 437

the worst was a book, because they wanted me to read

Answer 438

OMG, i remember my idiot cousin give me a box of tampon and a package of pads in front of my relatives. and he said "use that for christmas" and its like ow my goodnesss.. its very embarassing!

Answer 439

a free yo-yo from my aunt

a kareoke dvd that had a video of birds eating rubbish at a beach!

Answer 440

Every year my godmother buys me ugly clothes at least two sizes too large. Every year we tell her to give me gift cards and every years she decides puffy vests and wool sweaters are what I need more of

Answer 441

at the ripe young age of 26 i was given a hideous head square from my sister in law. dont know why i was given it but we dont speak now!!!

Answer 442

2 X-mas ago my dear mother came to the conclusion that i needed a telephone extension cable, which is why when i awoke on that magic day there it was a lovely telephone extension cable just for me

Oh the joy



still... made me smile

Answer 443

either 1 can of lager (which i don't drink) or a tin of biscuits that were on sale at 2 for £1!

Answer 444

well last cristmas my parents didn't get me anything for cristmas so on new years they just handed me 50 bucks.

Answer 445

this might be the worst way to recieve a christmas present ever! lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa8jI7G_JEU

Answer 446

A packet of toilet roll.



They meant it as a joke and said it was "practical, comes in handy".

Answer 447

Deodorants, breath mints and shower gel!! Someone was trying to tell me something!

Answer 448

Okay- this is totally crazy- but a box of chocolate because i'm allergic to it!

Answer 449

my grandparents gave me a refil bird seed bag (i don't have a bird feeder?!)(or a garden)

and my twin brothers a stick of roll on deoderant (to share?)



weirddd



happy christmas everyone!<3

Answer 450

Was a obviously used jumper given to me by my scrooge older brother it was baggy and had wool balls all over it. He's so mean, he keeps his nail clippings...

Answer 451

a garfield metal case,

because being the eldest i was given the cheapest and worst gifts.

they didn't care for me.

Answer 452

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Answer 453

for my ant to buy my cousin like 600$ n stuff then to get me a nerf gun that was like 10-15$ dollars which she also got him , then he like lost my bullets and kept it..she always spent 200$ or more on everyone else..

Answer 454

One earing rapped in printing paper with a note that said: Couldnt find the other one. Try to buy it. Merry christmass-Dad



I think i got it because he is cheap O.o lol

Answer 455

my mum gave me a no.7 gift set that id given to her the year before! the cheek!

Answer 456

I got a pen, probably a hint to go back to college, ironically it was a computer course so i could type all my notes :P

Answer 457

Mine was a Secret Santa gift when I was at my previous company, I was given a gold heart keyring - the tackiest thing going, it went straight in the bin.

Answer 458

Underwear because I called my uncle not funny so he gave it to me as a joke.

Answer 459

this past christmas i got these weird smelling blue and pink balls that like disolve or something. and there was no name o i cant figure out what they aree?

Answer 460

i was given a big fat black jacket and i think i received it because when its cold outside i usually leave with just a sweater so my mom bought me a big fat black jacket

Answer 461

A hannah montana shirt!! My aunt on my stepdad's side didn't even know me... so she figured that ALL 13 year old girls LOVE hannah montana... she SUCKS

Answer 462

a used jewellery box with 2 empty condom boxes inside from the mother in law to be and her new boyfriend

Answer 463

now im a bit a bit older i quite look foreward to fresh socks and undies at xmas but i used to dread my nans presents when i was younger!!

Answer 464

A turkey baster off my mam just after my divorce came through-just incase i wanted another kid!!! now every year i get funny presents off her!

Answer 465

One year my mother gave me two cans of lager, i had been t-total for 5 years. Figure cause i never could

Answer 466

A can of body spray which cost 99p from my mum, which i had to wrap myself and i was only 13 years old,

Answer 467

A bag of broken biscuits from my mother in law between me, my husband and our two boys. I always thought she was a very eccentric woman and that proved it.

Answer 468

A wooden spoon as apparently I like to stir things.

Answer 469

i was about 16/17 and got a ceramic candle holder from the pound shop from my nan, the following year my boyfriend got the matching oneand out of date popcorn, but the best was my brother got a bottle of biactol spot cream from her and he was her favourite!!!!!!

Answer 470

The cheapest bathroom scales from argos given to me from my husband.



He said it was "a joke present" i didn't think it was funny!!

Answer 471

When i was about 8 i was so excited & as always left my big present till last.

When i got round 2 it, tore it open & it was a toy car set! I hated cars! Cried my eyes out.

My mum had put the wrong tag on my gift! We all laugh about it now

Answer 472

One pencil... even though I have, like, 30 or so mechanical ones...

My father is a complete and total dumbass.

Answer 473

I once got a cheerleader doll that sung a cheer that drove me mad and I think my aunt Kaye gave it to me because she thought that I enjoyed cheer leading which I really don't like as much as basketball.

Answer 474

Coal, cuz imma hot mamajama

Answer 475

Used towels. My aunt was poor at the time..

Answer 476

A bottle of wine. They didn't know I was a recovering alcoholic.

Answer 477

a doll i am 17

Answer 478

a beauty and the beast doll.

it was a polyanna gift.

it scared me!

D:

xx

whats your worst present?

Answer 479

Something that was obviously a tester, or a freebie.



Why? Because they were probably having financial problems, so I understand.

Answer 480

An old, damaged bath set, because the person didn't bother buying anything.

Answer 481

An xbox 360 -



no built in wi fi - have to buy separate wifi

then PAY to play on-line - what's that all about ? haven't Microsoft got enough money ?

rrod - twice !



the list is endless.



note to GF : Take this piece of garbage back where you got it and PLEASE get me a PS3!

Answer 482

A fart alarm from my little brother. Everytime you walked past it it would have a siren, a flashing red light, and would say 'Fart detected! Warning, do not come any closer!' He was either trying to be funny or he wanted it himself.

Answer 483

An empty card.





I don't know why I was given it. Probably a joke or something...

Answer 484

my mum got old travel brochures two years out of date from her parents. It wasn't a joke they jut couldn't be bothered to buy anything

Answer 485

the worst crimbo present i evefr had was a purple polo stripe neck ugh it came from a seconds shop from my aunt who has more money than she know wat to do wit i was 10 at the time bah himbug!! merry crimbo to you all why i got it god knows she was and is a tight wad x

Answer 486

When my wife was pregnant with our first child my brother gave her a video of nine difficult births!

Answer 487

A television! I do not watch television, I do not think anything on that box in the corner is worth wasting time or vision on. So, why oh why did my other half think I would want a brand new, 42" screen, HD, surround sound TV???? Was it to maybe encourage me to take time out to sit down and watch it with the rest of the family?. Was it so that we could spend time together enjoying programmes of mutual interest ? Was it so we could all have a laugh together at the comedy on offer and gather as a family to watch good wholesome family shows? No, none of the above! It was because the one we had was too small, his eyesight was not getting any better and he found it difficult to see all that was happening on the sort of programmes he wants to watch, but, no-one else is interested in. So he really bought himself a Christmas present, I think! In my humble opinion, a pair of specs would have been a lot cheaper present to have bought me.

Answer 488

A plastic potato peeler of the most lamentable quality.



I was given it by someone, who was, as mean as buggery.

Answer 489

A stuffed dog when i was 14. because my uncle must of thought i was a special child.

Answer 490

One year I was bought an ironing board, and then for my birthday (January) an iron....not that I needed either, apparently they were on offer at a price my X boyfriend couldn't refuse !!! my present to him, come his birthday in February, a suitcase full of his clothes to take him and his wardrobe back to his mother ...for good.



Happy Christmas



Caramac x

Answer 491

My girlfriend returning from her studies and telling me she wants a breakup as she found someone else....

Answer 492

a kick in the nuts



people hate me for some reason

Answer 493

Probably a WHITE 09 Cadillac Escalade when i SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR CREME COLORED!

Answer 494

A fruitcake, because it was given to them, and they didn't want to throw it away, so they gave it to me.

Answer 495

I got a crotch full of crabs for Christmas one year.

Answer 496

I like evrything I got

Answer 497

haha toenail clippings and a lock of hair

my sisters idea of a joke

Answer 498

A book entitled "Why relationships end and how to handle the ending of yours" By my then-wife!

Answer 499

a pair of kitchen stools from my evil ex-mother in law.that my evil ex-bi**h then kept when she had an affair with a mate(sic) and left me. happy christmas

Answer 500

i got a stepometer from my sister with a rape alarm integrated :D Im a dude! and I dont power walk :D hahahaha!



Happy christmas

Answer 501

X Boyfriend got me a Hat scarf and gloves when I was 17 for christmas and they were striped brown and cream (I thought it was a joke and broke my heart laughing until I released that he was serious)

Answer 502

A spice Girls colouring book when I was 17 years old. The mind boggles on that one. It wasn't from my parents though.

Answer 503

An exercise ball because im a fat pig.lol

Answer 504

Earrings when i was little bc i didnt have my ears pierced... the ppl didn't know, but now i luv them haha =)

Answer 505

Hmmm.Can`t really think of any.It must be a pair of socks.

Answer 506

a very ugly sweater...i had a what the heck is ths kind of look on mynface

Answer 507

GOT DIABETES TYPE 1 IN DEC. 24-25 IN HOSPITALLY 2007

Answer 508

a shoe box filled with bricks and it had one highlighter in.

obviously my brother forgot to buy me a christmas present that year and used his initiative :)

Answer 509

A rubber duck last year, I'm 44

Answer 510

i got a ken and barbie doll from my step father when i was 9 years old and I'm a man! not a good impression to give sum one your trying to win over!

Answer 511

A Man Utd shirt

Answer 512

My grandmother gave me her (used) vibrator. IM ONLY 17+IM A VIRGIN she told me i was gonna need it soon lol she was serious, my mother and father got so angry i was totally embarrassed

Answer 513

My dad gave me a pair of gym shoes. I wonder what that means...

Answer 514

I got a puzzle last year from my Grandpa.....im 13 gay huh

Answer 515

being kicked out of the house for other peoples fighting.

Answer 516

My sister gave me a baby doll.....I'm 22 and I have a boyfriend and then she looked at me winked and said "you knowwww" and I looked down.....too much cookies...

Answer 517

I got a book about identifying animal **** and silly string, while my sister got a laptop and cellphone!

Answer 518

Well my worst was when I got a kiddie camera when I was 11. that year I was good to my parents but no I had to recieve some damn cheap $20 camera. That sucked. hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 519

The worst crimbo present i ever got was from my best friend,we were working away on site,building a turkey broiler house in north wales,we were living in in a caravan on site,it was soooo cold our work boots stuck to the manky carpet floor,crimbo morning he woke me up with a "shoe box" sized box,i said "thanks mate,i aint got you nothing" he just stood and smiled,i opened the box,and before i could look in the box,the smell of a freshly layed turd hit me smack in the face,therefore the worst crimbo present i ever,ever had was "a **** in a box"

this is a true story.

regards

steve aka Gruff.

Answer 520

My nan gave me a remote control to her TV

She gave it to me because shes dumb o.o ♥

Answer 521

My grandma bought me a tooth brush. Thats all she bought me... Does that explain anything about me or my grandma?

Answer 522

My dads vacuum shop burning down (this Christmas). :-(

Answer 523

A bar of soap. I think she said it was a joke.

Answer 524

my brother put a broken pincle in this huge box, for a joke

Answer 525

when i was in grade one instead of receiving a barbie doll i received mini-car..i cried bcoz im a girl

Answer 526

My girlfriend had a headache from Ghristmas Eve to NEW YEARS DAY, because she found out I was cheating on her

Answer 527

After playing guitar for 7 years my mum got me a 'learn basic guitar chords book'....i mean come on!!!!

Answer 528

i think it was a quilt it was all i got for my 5th christmas when i had just turned 5 lol x

Answer 529

i got a set of 3 plastic coat hangers off my cousin

Answer 530

i used to work as a care worker,and one of the carers,gave a double amputee a pair of wooley socks,the service user said what can i use them for as he laughed,she had only been working with him for months ,at least he saw the funny side,but it shows how easy it is to forget what people dont want or need .

Answer 531

a knitted jumper off my gran, it was 2 sizes too small. she lives in america and im all the way in england so were a bit out of toutch, so i cant blame her for not knowing my size but......she could of asked.



but at the same time if being upset because i couldn't wear it[it was actually nice] i felt greatful that she had actually made me a jumper.

Answer 532

a potato because at the time my dad called me potato which I totally don't get by the way!

Answer 533

A "learn to read" book... I was 12.

Answer 534

It wasnt me, but my cousin got this:



a rubber bracelet that said, I LOVE WOMEN and another that said I LOVE CHESTS

Answer 535

soap on a rope. got this off the same uncle for years!!

Answer 536

A mop and bucket from my horrible brother in law!

Answer 537

I got an umbrella from my sister-in-law once. I sold it on eBay in the January.



Generally her and my mother-in-law always get me something rubbish - after 14 years of knowing them they still don't know what I like, what perfume I wear.



Maybe they don't like me? lol

Answer 538

I THINK IT HAS TO BE LAST YEARS , THE THEN WIFE GAVE ME THE DIVORCE PAPER THAT SHE HAD FILED AGAINST ME THEN WALK OUT THE DOOR WITH HER YOUNGER BOY FRIEND. OH WHAT A HAPPY CHRISTMAS THAT WAS...... NOT

Answer 539

cheap perfume I guess my aunt felt bad to show up with empty hands

Answer 540

when i was a kid i asked my dad for a bmx,i got a sledge and it wasnt even snowing,i wasnt happy. when my dad died a couple of years ago i think back and it makes me laugh,anyway,i think he was skint lol.

Answer 541

Digital Camera 3 pixel !!!

I don't know

Answer 542

2 STUPID burger king games for xbox 360 they got for eating there

Answer 543

A empty roll on deodorant bottle as a laugh

Chocolates i am a diabetic

i think they were trying to kill me (ha ha)

Answer 544

probably a DVD of Teletubbies, sent to me by my uncle cuz he'd lost my list, and i was like 12 back then so i chucked it in the recycling bin straight after!

Answer 545

One big box full of air

Answer 546

A massive bar of chocolate. About 10cm thick and about a mile wide

(I can't eat dairy)

Answer 547

A plastic sausage turner and one wine glass from my parents!

Answer 548

a perfume that I hate and smells awful its cheap and nasty and smells like wee wee! the woman has not a clue and no taste? but knows now and is feeling better that she has been re educated?

Answer 549

I was given a mobile phone windup charger by my now ex husband. Romantic or what?

Answer 550

he bought me a can of cheap deodorant and gave it to me in front of the whole office, har frickin har!

Answer 551

my mom gave me a pen on Christmas last year cuz i had a C on my report card....lol

Answer 552

hmm , id have to say a McDonald's gift card. they probably were being too lazy hahah

Answer 553

Vanilla toothpaste and a toothbrush.....I think it was just common i'm not the only one to get it! lol

Answer 554

a dorky shirt from my friends....



(it was a prank. they made me wear it the first day we came back to school after the break.)

Answer 555

my sister game me a penny faced down and said that it's for bad luck for me

Answer 556

are you kidding?

christmas presents always rock :)

Answer 557

My gradparents gave me a lollipop that was like, 1/2 wrapped. haha she said that she was tight on money, yet they can pay for a new plat screen TV. I said thanks but i was thinking, 'wow. really? ? ?"

Answer 558

a piece of tissue my brother tried to pull it off

Answer 559

a greeting card from my lil Brother lol

Answer 560

A box of earbuds as a stocking filler. Yes, really! No idea why.

Answer 561

a fluffy cat print jumper in pink .... lol i must be the most un pink Parson you will ever come across...

i put in in the Chariot shop bin ..i do hope that some nice old lady still has it ..

Answer 562

A pen holder from my kids (8&9)...who i gave a digital camera & karaoke machine respectively. Can't wait till they earn their own damn money!

Answer 563

A cheque for £2.. WOOP

Answer 564

When I was ten I wanted the Grease album - my mum and dad bought me the cheap cover version one and I was gutted

Answer 565

Out of date perfume, because someone must of given it to her the year before.

because she knows i dont really like her.

Answer 566

a ridiculous pierre cardin gold plated curb bracelet bought by a very ex girlfriend

Answer 567

A **** toy.. I meant by a toy shaped out of a ****

Answer 568

Umm a $5 DOLLAR MC DONALD GIFT CARD BECAUSE EVERYONE GOT TARGET OR WALMART AND I ONLY GOT MCDONALDS

Answer 569

Every year my nan buys me a box of tissues and a multi pack of the small packs of tissues!!

Answer 570

a xmas card with a wreath on it ..and a pair of cheap leggings with a hole in the seams

Answer 571

hmm.. probably the time when i got a babies shapes game that said 'ages 3-7 years' . wasn't impressed, as i was 14 at the time..... and it wasn't a joke either!!

Answer 572

Wow. lol. Im 14, and my mom got me tampons.

Answer 573

I once recieved a rotten potato. I must have been naughty ;)

Answer 574

a piece of rock and no this is not a joke cause my parents gave me a piece of rock once and i threw it out -_-

Answer 575

Money

Answer 576

my moms best friend gave me this ugly kaki puffy coat and they wanted me to wear i was like eeewwwwoooo

Answer 577

last year, at the age of 15, i received a used nappy.Gosh it stunk!!!.

Answer 578

One stick of candle when I needed a new laptop. I guess it was to test my wits.

Answer 579

A dust buster when I was 18! How dull.

Answer 580

Tea Towells



What was my mother thinking about!

Answer 581

a Spoon, (Think it might of been a condiment one) it was from my X Mother-in-Law guess she did not like me!

Oh and I also had a pair of Bloomers Lol

Answer 582

Sanitary towels for periods. Quite embarrassing when I unwrapped them in front of everyone at our Chrismtas party.

Answer 583

socks. My mom forces me 2 wear them, but i dont

Answer 584

I got a pen because my aunt thought i didn't have one lol.

Answer 585

some video game. I didn't remove it from my amazon wish list

Answer 586

Ive never been given a worst chirstmas present. I always get what i want cause im spoiled by my daddy.

Answer 587

a tiny hat for a china doll from my great aunt

i think it is because she has no idea what i would like but it is what she would have liked when she was my age.

Answer 588

last year i go a paint the numbers set and a animal i had to sew and stuff on my own aha , i was 13. my mam is weird.

Answer 589

a plastic dog poo off my sister as my only present :p i cried in bed that night



plz don't report me :D

Answer 590

my mother-in-law coming for xmas lunch and giving me a bottle of whiskey, when i do not like whiskey, 2 bad presents in one day

Answer 591

a video of wet wet wet made me want to cry. fo some rezone someone thought i liked them 9ha ha] d,not think so

Answer 592

i got A gold fish because i hate fishes

Answer 593

when i was 11 i got pink earmuffs and i lived in L.A

Answer 594

a grandma purse from my stepmother; because she hated me. They got divorced though.

Answer 595

A Winnie-the-Pooh book...DX, it was from my baby sister...better than a rattle!

Answer 596

i got a school detion and *** woopin whe i was in the six grade

Answer 597

my friend had given me a movie they KNEW i hated so much

i laughed then afterwards they gave me the real present.

IT'S THE THOUGH THAT COUNTS <3

Answer 598

a broken moped from my mum and dad cus they hate me and still doaftr 33 years

Answer 599

im 15, and my grandma gave me this battery powered talking 'princess mirror' last year. it said things like 'i LOVE your hair' 'you're the fairest of them all' 'i wish i was as pretty as you'

not good. binned it the same day!

Answer 600

I was given 14 jars of anti aging cream, are they trying to tell me something





Liz

Answer 601

I received a BIBLE off my brother. I think he was trying to convert me, cos i am in no way religous.

Oh he gave me a bar of chocolate too. i was 22 at the time.

Answer 602

A toilet brush in a ceramic act holder that wobbled, by my in-laws. I was most insulted as it was to both myself and husband , their son. Yes i do have clean toilets !!!!!!!!!!

Answer 603

pink plastic jewellry given to me by my dad.. i was 13.. LOL

Answer 604

a sock my brother said he aws broke not funny

Answer 605

i got pj's

the were useless.

i live in arizona its hella hot over here.

i sleep in boxers

Answer 606

A Gorgeous Watch....



Because i asked for it :D

Answer 607

a lump of coal as a joke haha

Answer 608

clearasil.

Talk about putting someone down eh?







Marry Christmas All! xx

Answer 609

A small metal filing cabinet. No idea why.

Answer 610

Fake UGG boots, was given it because Santa wanted save some money LOL

Answer 611

my then husband gave me £40 and thought I should be pleased cos he said he was giving me £20. Why, cos he couldn't be bothered to put in any effort. No wonder he's now my ex!!!

Answer 612

condoms!

it was secret SECRET santa with my firends.

i put TWO secrets cuz ur not suppoesed to EVER know.

it was really funny though,

hahaa

Answer 613

My mom got me those small twist towels that don't even work.

She thought i "needed" them.

Answer 614

My Ex-wife infected me with the HIV virus on Xmas morning.

Answer 615

A kitchen roll holder...Free-standing......So it looked like a green plastic toilet plunger. Inspired!

Answer 616

A jar of out of date vegimite, from my dad!

Answer 617

My 'friend' gave me a broken pencil sharpener and a keyring with her name on..lol, but we were like...7?



haha

Answer 618

it would have to be a towel. and i dkn why i received it. maybe because i need to take more baths.

Answer 619

i gave my dad a lump of coal then his face made funny colors.

Answer 620

30 bucks ! lol

thats nothing dude .

so i gave that money to a bum. he was really happy !

Answer 621

A terrorist gave me an active bomb, I think he was trying to kill me

Answer 622

socks but this kid got a present that was worth freaking out like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu47LxngeVA&feature=channellool

Answer 623

i got a football hated the sport still that was 60yrs ago never forget it

Answer 624

thee most ugliest china doll u wud ever see

i accidently on purpose broke it the next day

Answer 625

The Complete Twilight Saga.

Answer 626

An adult size pushbike.....when i was 3 years old....my dad had just left the factory and that was his leaving gift.....i couldn't ride it for years.....thanks dad!

Answer 627

i was 18 and just moved into my flat so my mam thought it would be a good idea to wrap up toliet roll, tins of tuna and cleaning products, i was gutted.

Answer 628

my sister gave me a free tshirt from the national geographic channel once!!!

hahaha

Answer 629

my daughter gave me a boxed set of christmas carols whitch exmas was nearly over i hate carols

Answer 630

A Lavender drawer liner....it headed straight for the bin!!!

Answer 631

Embroidered handkerchiefs. It was a secret santa so i don't feel too bad about it!

Answer 632

a lump of coal for being naghuty well my brother did not me

Answer 633

I agree

Answer 634

i was given a work out wii game from my parents...thats insulting

Answer 635

Erm... a teddy bear or anything Disney! Bleh...

Answer 636

Fresh Air Pie - It was so cheap to make !

Answer 637

a stupid doll from my grandmother who lives in Australia



but that's not the worst always bad presents!!!! (from her)

Answer 638

Socks.

So i could have new ones even though i had plenty ? :p

lol

Answer 639

a sweater that my mom though i liked before she wrap ed it and she wont let me exchanged it

Answer 640

old chocolate from like mothers day -_-



It Was Cruel

Answer 641

something for old ladies foot! it kinda sucked... my "ham" friend gave it to me b-coz it was pink but my mama gave it to her dog<33

Answer 642

a shirt that said "SPECIAL" and a three legged stick figure. a crude gag gift.

Answer 643

chap-stick and I think my uncle gave it to me because of the pretty colors.

Answer 644

a zebra snuggie. if i really wanted it i would have cut holes through a blanket.

Answer 645

a tiny t-shirt that did not fit me but its the thought that counts.

Answer 646

a jersey for manchester united



although i am an arsenal fan..thanks.

Answer 647

A first class one way ticket to timbuctoo.





Still trying to get back.........this damned camel......don't they understand sat nav!!



Mind you I'm getting one hell of a sun tan !

Answer 648

i got a t-shirt worth $10 from my auntie and uncle.

Answer 649

Duct tape to keep my mouth shut ;p

Answer 650

A bag of school supplies and socks from my grandmother. I guess she thought I'd need them after the holidays were over. Thanks, Grandma.

Answer 651

A roof rack from my husband!!! ooo with locking keys too! and yes it was all wrapped up as well!!!!!!

Answer 652

a chemistry set

Answer 653

A sweater. UGLY!!!!!!!!! GRANDMA AND MOM THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GREAT...not



and then tried to make me wear it at school.. EW but i didn't

Answer 654

a PS3 from my boyfriend at the time.



& I hate video games.



He bought it for me but it was really for him.



HOW RUDE

Answer 655

10 books on how to study for the SAT and the ACT

they hate me!!!!!!!!!

Answer 656

None

Answer 657

A nasty, very personal rash... Sometimes it doesn't pay to have hanky panky on Jesus' birthday.

Answer 658

i dont think i ever got a bad one because people ask my mom what to get me she asks me and i tell her what to tell them what to get me so i basicly know what im gonna get

Answer 659

well we are doing this secret santa thing in school and my secret santa didnt give any thing but disappointment-that was it probably

Answer 660

a bird that chirps when i was 15 why i got is because my grandapas mom is rich but a cheapskate

Answer 661

A huge bar of soap . I think they were trying to tell me something .

Answer 662

i once got a hannah montana doll that was blonde but i love blonde hair. but she sings so its annoying her head got torn in like 6 days

Answer 663

well my lovely friend got me a 5p lollipop once...lol

my other friend gave me a massive box, real heavy and wrapped nicely....when I opened it, it was packed with university prospectuses ..she said I needed then cause I missed uni that year lol...I waited till her Birthday and got my revenge haha



oh yea: please dont report me =P

Answer 664

my dad gives me a pair of scissors every year, i'm now 21 and last year the pair he got me looked really expensive, he looks at me all expectantly when i get them so i grin and say "haha thanks dad", but i'm still wondering how this tradition began

Answer 665

You ask this every year!



– And the answer is still the underpants with Homer SImpson on them from my mother-in-law.

Answer 666

ha ha..i got MY tv back that was already MINE, but my brother had stolen. and he gave it back when it was broken...whoop whoop, and he got me a Designer wallet, so i cant complain.

Answer 667

Break up with gf , and accident on the way back home !!!!



guess it's worse enough ......!!!!

Answer 668

I wouldnt say i have had one, its the thought that counts, right?

Answer 669

A jar of Mellow Birds coffee!!! Why? Because my Dad, bless him, was asked by my Auntie one year what I liked and he said.........."well he likes coffee"..........coffee?? I like lots of things but I don't really want them for Christmas. Thanks Dad!!

Answer 670

Woollen hat , scarf and gloves from my Nan.......I live in the Canary Islands !!!!!

Answer 671

I was given a bedroom toy by my now ex, the worse part was opening the presents he gave me in front of my family and yes he was there, he thought it was funny part of a joke my gran didn't :S

Merry christmas :D

Answer 672

the guy next door, and thats personal

Answer 673

For me it was a Colouring book -.-

Answer 674

socks.

i mean who the **** wants socks on christmas?

Answer 675

Pads/Tampons... Infornt of my boyfriend!!!

Answer 676

bubble bath- i can't use it cause i'm allergic

they thought i needed some relaxation time

Answer 677

a punch in the face for dressing funny.

Answer 678

an orange covered in chocalate when i wanted a terries chocalate orange.. good times

(i don't ask for much i know)

Answer 679

an advent calender on christmas day!

Answer 680

recycled presents from the years before from my nan god bless her

Answer 681

'LEARN TO PLAY THE GUITAR BOOK'......... even though Id been playing guitar for 15 years !! She obviously thought my guitar playing was as bad as x-factor.

Answer 682

12 herbal tea bags, from my mum... took me a year to get through the things, tasted disgusting! I don't know why she thought they would be suitable...

Answer 683

second hand bike and rocking chair in the most horrible shade of brown

Answer 684

i got an empty shoe box 1 year my dad said it was an action man deserter

Answer 685

A bar of soap, was that telling me something

Answer 686

I received nothing,, because I didn't deserve it..T.T

Answer 687

i dint like getting clothes i think they got me it because they didn't know anything else they could get

Answer 688

a saint mary necklace and im not even religious



to get me to go to church... i guess

Answer 689

well one year i got a chocolate bar off my dad and im diabetic!!!

Answer 690

beacuse i was a bad wittle boy

Answer 691

boxer shorts from my mother in law with 'horny devil' and a picture of said devil with all steam coming out his nose and that. I don't dare consider why she got them. (probably cheap)

Answer 692

My auntie gives me everything with my name on so everything i get from her it has my name on it! so i will never for get my name Lol

Answer 693

some lame soap

Answer 694

Love ! People just didn't know what it meant.

Answer 695

a knit it sweater because my grandma loves me and it's ugly

Answer 696

a piece of coal, for being a bad girl :'(

Answer 697

My divorce papers...



For everything else. There was Barclay card!

Answer 698

Dry ice in a large pink wrapped up box. SUBLIME GIRL MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!HHHHAAAAHAHAHAAA...........Then they bought out an ice cream cake.

Answer 699

mine was an OVEN GLOVE + TEE TOWEL SET from my mother in law !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( well for my birthday that yr she bought me a dinner set , i had my own house but it was the first year me and my now hubby was together lol)

Answer 700

The worst Christmas gift I was given was a copy of Twilight by my effin mom. I was mad pissed until I opened the thing next to it, which was an Xbox 360 (which died of RROD which i was more mad pissed about)

Answer 701

A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?

Answer 702

A deep fat fryer from my husband

Answer 703

A 15 inch black rubber **** with a card saying to go **** myself

Answer 704

£10 boots voucher der i was working at boots at the time

Answer 705

Pink girls panties... they were meant to be for my niece but my gran mixed up the parcels.

Answer 706

no joke.....pencils and not the cute ones with designs and pink erasers....regular #2 pencils.....smh

Answer 707

Underwear it sucks .lol

Answer 708

A kick, b/c I wasn't happy with the slap.

Answer 709

a high school musical school bag,

i should have never talked about the movie

Answer 710

the 'nothing'



i'd rather get nothing then to ge presented with that.

Answer 711

A PAIR OF SOCKS MADE IN INDIA 90% RUBBER 10% OTHER MATERIALS. THEY WENT IN THE BIN!!

Answer 712

Clothes I didn't need

Answer 713

Socks..... It was my Grandma she didn't know what else unless I tell her what I want.

Answer 714

a dvd about science i all ready know about it

Answer 715

contraceptives a gift prikol'nyy for it the second half :))

Answer 716

A.... High School Musical cd -.-

/vomit

Answer 717

An itchy purple knitted jumper with bee's all over it! I think my nan hated me!!!!!!!

Answer 718

my divorce papers from my ex wife !!!! prob cos she is a bitter twisted person lol

Answer 719

My best friend gave me a stress ball (5p at most), it actually MADE me stressed.

Answer 720

my nan sent me a child's plastic watch when i was 19, and she didnt put a stamp on so i had to go and pay for it at the sorting office!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!! :-)

Answer 721

the world's ugliest scarf. i was given it by my former MIL who is cheap and has no taste. least it werent malicious, and at least she got me something though, right?

Answer 722

my hubsand came back and doesnt want a divorce. y cruel devil

Answer 723

a light bulb. because my family hates me =[

Answer 724

ummm i relly dnt know maybe ummm...a pair of darn socks

Answer 725

a tiny turkey not big enough to feed everyone...

Answer 726

Some revision books.

They gave me it so I could learn more. :{(

Answer 727

nothing

and do i really need to answer the second part?

Answer 728

old browned banana

i thought it was poop

i cries =[

it was a joke lol

Answer 729

I got tea towels of my gran one year cos she hated me .

Answer 730

I got a key and I still have absolutly no idea what it opens.

Answer 731

its got to be a present i sent a friend 3 years a ago a pair of sock and they sent them back to me they for got i sent them ................lol

Answer 732

socks for a joke i hope

Answer 733

a gift card to an all you can eat meat place. (I dont eat meat)

Answer 734

I got my friend socks...for a joke!

Answer 735

a used flip flop from my grandpa

Answer 736

walkie talkie when i was 17.

Because my aunt was cheap :(

Answer 737

a mouse pad for my computer

Answer 738

Twilight.......





im a 19 year old guy who likes metal........

Answer 739

coupons for twilight items.

Answer 740

a pet rock- cuz no one loves me

Answer 741

i don't even celebrate christmas

Answer 742

a small toy made from plastic.

i don't know, maybe she/he's out of money :(

Answer 743

used stuffed bear-_- because my friends are cheap and they don't care about anything

Answer 744

a pen off my dad.. lmaoo i think he was trying to annoy me :)

Answer 745

A brown wooly jumped, from my uncle. (And not my nan.)

I don't like brown, 'cause it's a poopy colour and jumpers...I never wear.

Answer 746

Electrical toothbrush...... I somehow thought it was because of my breath, ***** tried to get at me.

Answer 747

nothing, becuase my dad is really stingy and lazy and couldn't be bovvered to buy me anything

Answer 748

a slap of my x



ps dont dreprt me lol

Answer 749

i got a 19p sponge off my mother dont think she likes me that much lol

Answer 750

a bagof sweets that cost 39p

Answer 751

i got a packet of dusters because the week before i was cleaning alot to earn some pocket money no wrapping paper nothing just a packet of yellow dusters and i was about 11 i was so upset

Answer 752

box of chocolates

Answer 753

http://www.ihatestacy.com/index.php?id=31fe07a9da0d9907996edc25bf0a62fc

Answer 754

those cheap *** body wash sets from Wal-Mart!! they really piss me off, just give me the money you spent on it instead. i

Answer 755

a pack of batteries and a bottle top, LOL

Answer 756

an empty toolbox when i was 10

Answer 757

An orange......No Reason

Answer 758

i didnt even get anything

i dont know why but i dont care

Answer 759

sarah palin's book

Answer 760

ugly cloths

Answer 761

a baby coloring book last year!!!!

Answer 762

cello-tape.

it was as a joke, 'cos my friends think i talk too much!

as if! ;]

Answer 763

a speeding ticket

Answer 764

A JML Nicer-Dicer :(



Because my initials are JML :(

Answer 765

A wooden hanger...

Answer 766

some weird hat

Answer 767

a pack of American tan tights from my gran

Answer 768

18 MONTH OF JUDGE SMITH IN ASHTON U LYNE, AT FIRST HE GAVE ME 9 MONTH ... I TOLD HIM I COULD DO THAT ON MY HEAD , SO HE CHANGED IT TO 18 MONTH TILL I GOT BACK ON MY FEET..... I CAN LAUGH ABOUT IT NOW 30 YEARS ON . VIC

Answer 769

a tin of beans

Answer 770

This one I am totally skint.

Answer 771

My mother-in-law once gave me two pairs of big white cotton knickers.

They were far too big for me and I'm pretty sure she bought them for herself and gave them to me because she had forgotten to buy me anything.

They were still in their original bag so I took them back to the shop. When they said they couldn't change underwear I told them how I got them and said 'Do you really think I tried them on?' They changed them for some pretty ones in my size!

Answer 772

You asking that question. Because it's weird.

Answer 773

this one time I got a lump of coal from my brother

Answer 774

A keyring !!! - in gods name what kind of friend was she to give me that, then she felt guilty about it and took me out for lunch ,,,,, a "sandwich".......................what can I say to that !

Answer 775

a free dvd from the local newspaper and a christmas card with 25p sticker on the back of it!

Answer 776

socks cuz my feet were always freezin

Answer 777

Socks....

Answer 778

gym membership

Answer 779

A lime green tracksuit that my dad had bought me. I absolutely hated it but had to wear it a few times to please him.

Answer 780

My aunt gave me Money...she just wanted me to buy HER something with HER money :P

Answer 781

a toothbrush lol what a crap present

Answer 782

i am not he sort of person who would be selfish enough to say any present is bad.

Answer 783

Deodrant ! Why is it that everyone has to buy deodrant ?? lol I think people that buy you deodrant for xmas just can't be arsed buying something decent.

Answer 784

Clothing last year but only because I seemed to get nothing but clothing. I wouldn't have minded otherwise.

Answer 785

a pair of socks.

Answer 786

Underwear. I have no clue.

Answer 787

coal

Answer 788

my girlfriend gave me xtra xtra small condoms (custom made), as a serious gift....:(

Answer 789

a wallet dint care to much about it and i dont use it

Answer 790

a sample bottle of shampoo.

b/c my aunt is a cheap cosmetologist.

Answer 791

pickled eggs...yuck! I'm getting lots of great gift ideas for this year, though! ha, ha, ha, :)

Answer 792

im jewish so nothing and i wasnt given it

Answer 793

a card with no money

Answer 794

dsf

Answer 795

socks

Answer 796

a stuffed animal

IT WAS SUCH A WIERD GIFT!!!

Answer 797

a seashell

Answer 798

i got books and a bookmark

Answer 799

I got a towel, dont know why!

Answer 800

no enough presents is the worst :(

Answer 801

There is no answer to your question you should be happy at least you got one people may give you gifts that are unwanted but still a gift and the person who its from and the occasion makes it special the gift not really important. At the end of the day you got something so be happy a friend of mine gave me a pack of chewing at least my friend gave me something it is better than nothing unfortunately not many people realise this im more into who its from and not the gift.

Answer 802

my mum brought me a coffee maker. even though i dont drink coffee.

Answer 803

Anti ageing cream from my mum. i was only 23.

a real boost for the ego.

Answer 804

Nothing because my family are assholes

Answer 805

these two points

Answer 806

Nothin' because all the people here suck ***.

Answer 807

slim fast.. i think you get the idea





IM FREAKING JOKING LOL that word be HILARIOUS

Answer 808

A PEN AND IT WAS BECUZ I AL WAS ASK MY SISTER TO SEE HER PEN

Answer 809

many of things, tell me a category ...

Answer 810

a helmet cause i dont wear one while riding



lol XD

Answer 811

a karaoke that they took back i was only nine i was gutted

Answer 812

i gave my husbands girlfriend a dildo hoping she would leave him alone.

Answer 813

a dildo to my friend for a joke

Answer 814

a bad pizza.they were joking

Answer 815

i just wanna say that i love white wolfs answers lmao

Answer 816

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHiVBtv-zoQ

Answer 817

UR MOTHER B/C SANTA DOESNT LIKE ME

Answer 818

a gel pen .... my parents thought i wanted one!

Answer 819

they gave me six coals, it was a joke... but still COAL -.-

yeah that's mine. i was hearbroken xD

Answer 820

i gave my soul to someone

Answer 821

photo

Answer 822

that stupid zone video game it is so bad

Answer 823

socks because they hate me

Answer 824

A BMW J60 ..

Answer 825

Uh.. a little fairy in a box?



weird.

Answer 826

a pair of sock -___- ironic but true cause the thought i had fungus ! when i didn't

Answer 827

cheap aftershave even though i have a beard.

Answer 828

a boiled egg

Answer 829

I'm just going to report all of you!

Answer 830

electric Cheese grater and when it had 2 b exchanged because it didn't work I got COAT HANGERS............

Answer 831

An under ware set from my sister's godmother. I was like 7 or something and we thought they were pyjamas because the vest was massive but the pants were like for 2 year olds.

Answer 832

a stupid snuggie because my parents knew i didn't want one of those stupid things.

Answer 833

thought that counts

Answer 834

nothing! I got nothing for xmas!

Answer 835

I got a pair of panties. I'm a guy.....

Answer 836

i got a beyblade lol

Answer 837

A box of shotgun cartridges! I am female with no gun!!!!!

Answer 838

Nutting.....coz they don't hv nutting to give.

Answer 839

A GIFTCARD TO A PLACE THAT I DONT LIKE...

Answer 840

something recycled because they were cheap

Answer 841

clothes. they thought i liked clothes

Answer 842

used knickers, although it was a second gift from my friend lol

Answer 843

a apple

Answer 844

a dummy n97

Answer 845

an nentendo ds game that don't work





(please don't report me:))

Answer 846

a spongebob pajama, my parents think i'm still little -_- I'm 13

Answer 847

when i was single and lived on my own, i was given a set of massage oils.!!!!!



not much fun on your own.!!!!!

Answer 848

A lambogini sports car because by accepting it i agreed to get married.

Answer 849

A visit from my in-laws who outstayed their welcome (they weren't welcome in the first place) and I got it because my now ex-wife didn't like me. Glad I got her some rollers and a pinny though - she still couldn't work out whether to cook them or eat them raw.

Answer 850

A bar of soap called 'She' with the 'S' scribbled out so it read 'he' - I was 7 years old at the time - why was it given? - the giver was loopy!

Answer 851

everything ive ever gotten off my dad

why: my dad is an asshole

Answer 852

a newspaper.

it was for a joke.

Answer 853

mines was gum

Answer 854

an empty box!

Answer 855

klkj

Answer 856

cloths

Answer 857

old spice. because no body buys old spice for themselves.

Answer 858

socks

Answer 859

Chlamydia.....because she liked to share!

Answer 860

cheese and a cheese cutter

Answer 861

a book abt boats i hate boats :(

Answer 862

A chopping board..................from a relative, and I don't really like cooking!

Answer 863

ive been lucky with my pressies :)



one of my good presents were these awesome gloves!!! yay!!!

Answer 864

i got given a toilet roll not a packet of them.. just one toilet roll wrapped up :s from my nan :s ....

Answer 865

elmo

Answer 866

fake coal.

Answer 867

a mango!

seriously! no joke!

Answer 868

absolutely NOTHING from my husband - and you can bet he's still paying for that blunder!!!

Answer 869

chip pan

Answer 870

Coal - 'cause I was a naughty boy...

Answer 871

A pair of socks.

the next year, a pair of slippers.



What do my parents think of me? that my feet get cold easily?? How would they even know???

Answer 872

poops

Answer 873

earrings ( my ears aren't precierced)

Answer 874

two points from this question :)

Answer 875

friutcake i patched my driveway with that crap

Answer 876

fdfd

Answer 877

a engagement ring

Answer 878

when my husband bought me a suitcase (it was empty) I did wonder was he dropping hints ...

Answer 879

I got a pencil THAT ALREADY BELONGED TO ME wrapped up in fax paper from my sister (she was 4 years old at the time).



Aw bless ;)

Answer 880

is this a joke i didnt get anything!!!

Answer 881

A FUKING SNUGGIE

Answer 882

ALL OF MY PRESENTS THAT MY GRANDMAMA GAVE ME ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!

Answer 883

A rape alarm from my father in law. Thanks - I can't wait to try it out!

Answer 884

socks, cuz grandmas give socks

Answer 885

a big bug that you could over get your mourth around it!!!! it was green

Answer 886

a stupid puzzle! & i was 18. I think my aunt was retarded!!

Answer 887

My boss always said I smelt of booze on a Monday, he bought me a can of cheap deodorant and gave it to me in front of the whole office, har frickin har!

Answer 888

a tsunami.

Answer 889

a tool box not even pink!!!

Answer 890

box of linen hendkerchiefs...

Answer 891

My Husbands Grandad once gave me a thong for xmas. That was very strange



If you are looking for cheap xmas presents that wont be listed at the worst ever you could try www.worldwholesale.co.uk for really really cheap designer and branded fragrances. They have all the top brands at prices you cant beat.

Answer 892

i WAS FOUR and i got a box of pads

Answer 893

when i was pregnant my husband brought me a breast pump for christmas.

i was planning on breast feeding and he knew i was going to get one so i suppose he thought he was doing me a favour by getting it for me.

he got me some breast pads as well

Answer 894

i got a lame *** book from my MILLIONAIRE aunt :/

Answer 895

socks because my mom is really CHEAP!!!!

Answer 896

nothing



everyone hates me

Answer 897

10 bucks... they didnt know what to get me....

Answer 898

I've always gotten good gifts ! : )

Answer 899

Got a new bag and belt . . . . . . for the hoover!

Answer 900

Nothing. Because I am not christian. :) :P

Answer 901

cologne or however you spell it

Answer 902

tube socks. i have no idea why.

Answer 903

a hug ..no idea why i got it ..lol

Answer 904

Underwear....that was too big

Answer 905

La-la-la-la-la-la-la!!!!! It was a toothbrush from my girlfriend. I didn't need it, she did because because, because. Anyway that was enough reason to dump her.

Answer 906

a glass ornament of horses (which i dont like) no offence to horse lovers, it was given to me by my mam and the reason why is that she is dopey

Answer 907

fried chicken idk why i got it but it was wrapped up under my tree for like 2 hours

Answer 908

Would have to be some hair conditioner, thanks mum and dad

Answer 909

socks its not that intresting

Answer 910

i got a carrot one year lol :)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Answer 911

We once gave a guy at the office a "home wa king kit" its obvious why we gave him it

Answer 912

socks... hate them

Answer 913

socks(they were too small)

Answer 914

cookr

Answer 915

so many answers.

Answer 916

pencils.

Answer 917

mobile - I don't know

Answer 918

A toilet roll .. because im an A******E .....lol

Answer 919

socks. my bro was mad

Answer 920

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320473738504&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT#ht_500wt_1182

Answer 921

A bottle of lotion(boy)

Don't ask...................

Answer 922

a pen...yes, a pen

Answer 923

There is no such thing as: The Worst Christmas Present, ever received.

That concept was probably started by some ungrateful atheist expecting

a Fortnum & Mason Hamper but was given a Luncheon Voucher for a

bowl of gruel and crust of bread from his employer, Ebenezer Scrooge.

The spirit of Christmas is not what you receive nor what you give in

guilt, for perhaps having left someone out of your list the year before and

had been given a splendid gift. No, that is not the spirit of Christmas.

So, however hard it may be, this year, to reach into our pockets and

purses in order to buy a little something for loved ones and friends,

do not consider it an exchange of gifts by tradition. Consider it the true

spirit of Christmas in which we all share what little we have as one

big Christian Family and an expression of thanks celebrating the birth

of our Lord, Jesus Christ.

Answer 924

tea bags...I don't like tea much either...

Answer 925

a bag of ****

Answer 926

A Bucket, don't know why?????

Answer 927

Food poisoning



Undercooked turkey!

Answer 928

slim fast. im fat=[

Answer 929

a cabbage. >:(

Answer 930

nothing... i was forgotten one year :(

Answer 931

ALL MY Xmas,s were bad

Answer 932

books lol

Answer 933

a dead hamster...

long story....

Answer 934

underwear lol...

Answer 935

nothing, fuk knows why

Answer 936

herpes. because i was desperate.

Answer 937

pj's

Answer 938

none

Answer 939

ps1

Answer 940

I DON'T REMEMBER

Answer 941

Bag of doritos(filled with potato chips...and the cheap kind of potato chips!)...and IDK why!

Answer 942

nothing

Answer 943

a dirty nappy from my baby!!!!

Answer 944

a cheap packet of cigarettes from harrods and they where horrible



i got them from a stuck up so and so

Answer 945

a dress that my wicked stepmother got me that didnt fit and she only got it that way so her daughter could have it they didnt like me anyway

Answer 946

a chico girls bike. it was the seventies and like any lad i wanted a Raleigh chopper. everyone had one but me and my parents told me i could have a bike for xmas. i was so excited i could hardly sleep. xmas morning came and i ran into the living room to see a gold chico girls bike with white handlebars. my parents had no idea of the current trends and i was left devastated for the rest of xmas.i never let on to them but i never rode the damned thing lol.

Answer 947

I was about 10? and my nanny and grandpa gave me a book with finger puppets.

no offence, but when was i going to use them?

still its the though that counts :)

bless:D

Answer 948

potatoes... EVERY YEAR! wtf? okay mum jeez i get it



ha



ha



ha



hilarious mum your a real joker good job :)



:P

Answer 949

go die

Answer 950

...popcorn

Answer 951

Herpes from my ex girlfriend!

Answer 952

i got a change dish once. Ya know those trays that you can set your pocket things into that set on your dressers. I got one of those, never used it.

Answer 953

A DIY book about house repairs,plumbing,240v systems and assorted building tips from my mother in law whilst we were living on a narrowboat which didn`t require any of the information in the book,she bought it because she is crazy,,

Answer 954

nothing at all....

Answer 955

nickolodean slime

Answer 956

ermm i dunno tbh but i think its the thought that counts tho lol ;]

Answer 957

Probably "Nothing" !!! :'o((((((((

Answer 958

My brother dying of AIDS. I believe this was because we made God angry that he chose to remind us on his son's birthday of all our bad deeds.

Answer 959

rape

Answer 960

:/ religious crossword puzzles... idk she thought i'd have fun with it.

Answer 961

Herpes.

Answer 962

hahahhahahhahahahah this is a bad present http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa8jI7G_JEU

Answer 963

My Mom made banana bread and wrapped it up as a gift. Horrible.

Answer 964

Some nasty, cheap bath set. It was meant to be luxurious. All it did was dry out my skin and leave me with a rash. I was given it because the person had no imagination and was really tight. Gave all her friends expensive things like cameras etc, but gave her family crappy things. I don't mind bath stuff, but when I give, I always make sure it's good quality.

Answer 965

for xmas last yr i was given lego, 'pet doctor barbie', play dough and a 'knit your own handbag' from my great auntie B. im 18! shes old bless her cotton socks....or woolen socks, it was a cold xmas!

my brother got a thomas the tank engine with tracks, most of the pieces were missing... he's 16!

lol, tis the thought that counts though.

why did i get those presents? probably because Great auntie B is VERY eccentric, and she is known to recycle gifts or give people things rejected from the charity shop she works at lol. she's lovely though, and christmas is about the people, not the presents.

oh and: please dont report me!

Answer 966

A sock, Was supposed to be a pair but the other one got lost :/

Answer 967

A pack of gum because my friend was too cheap to buy me a gift. He spent all of his money on this girl that he liked.

Answer 968

When I was 7, my parents gave me a foot spa for Christmas.

God only knows the reasoning behind that one. :D

Answer 969

A big bag full of Confetti. Like what am I supposed to do with that?

Answer 970

A fork from the pile of eating utensils on the counter. From my brother. I have no idea why I was given it, atleast he tried that year.

Answer 971

i have gotten 10 photo albums from christmas. last year i got 4 from different people. I don't even use them. what fourteen year old can be bothered to keep an album anyway. just do it on the computer :P

Answer 972

poop

Answer 973

I HATE XMAS IS IT SUCKS.

Answer 974

AN ASTON MARTIN.....I DON'T DRIVE !!!

Answer 975

nothing...

Answer 976

its the thought that counts

Answer 977

I was 15 and I was given a toy for aged 3+ by my brother and sister in law. It was given in all seriousness. My sister in law did the shopping and is a muppet. I have never forgotten it.

Answer 978

a sweater why idk

Answer 979

****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 980

i am not a christian......................

Answer 981

............

Answer 982

A didgeredoo WTF

Answer 983

A ps3... i was given it to burn!! xbox 360 rules!!!

Answer 984

A blind date with my X boyfriend, cause Santa SUCKS. :(

Answer 985

Cheap and nasty smellies. I tell you now - they were smelly!

Answer 986

A book about micheal jackson (I hated him, But not anymore)

I got it because my mum wrapped it up in the wrong paper!

Answer 987

An orange from my sister, she spent all her money on herself and wrapped up and orange each for me and my brother (out of the fruit bowl) ...hahaha scarred for life!

Answer 988

A second hand trousers....guess what I have no idea.

Answer 989

The Tsunami storm in India,26 December '04



Though I live in central India,the tsunami storm that killed thousands of people shocked me completely.

The loss of life of thousands of my countrymates made my Xmas bitter.

I can't think of any reason why I was given it.

Answer 990

I was asked to cook for some unknown guests. So I had to slog in the kitchen all morning. They came for lunch. I was so livid that the invitation was given without asking me.



I received no gift that day. But we are not Christians. We celebrate that day with a plum cake and lots of gifts for the family.

As it is my Birthday and so I expect gifts.

Merry Christmas.

Answer 991

Hmm... well I would have to say free childrens books that I my aunt gave me. The free books where from the Daily Mail. Still they paid for the wrapping paper, eh? :D

Have a Merry Christmas :)

Answer 992

A DEAD CAT..... IT GOT IT ON BOXING DAY, THE DAY AFTER I RAN OVER MY NEXT DOOR NABOURS CAT

Answer 993

my evil gradmother used to give us stuff from charity shops, like books with other kids names scribbled all over the inside covers! I think she did it cos she's mental (we call her mad molly, she really is mad) and also cos shes tight!!

Answer 994

I got some rain boots.. which was a joke of course i had a computer waiting for me in the kitchen! :- D

Answer 995

An iron from my then husband I found out later he had given his mistress perfume & jewelery.why was I given it because I was his WIFE not his woman.

Answer 996

I'm being totally honest here,it was a box of Tampax & it said on the label.for the Christmas period,but no clues who it was from....someones idea of a joke!

Answer 997

a lump of coal.



They gave me it as a joke.

Answer 998

An aran jumper & a burnt omelette... best christmas ever :)



(Please don't report me:)